I am a complete arse in the box of tissues on your doorstep eat my hand your mother of a goose you! (Private accommodation in general)

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Product:	Private accommodation in general
Date:	21/07/01 (38 review reads)
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Advantages: LALALA

Disadvantages: egg

Well well well, I bet you didn't see that one coming, home? From Where I am standing or sitting rather you smell like I feel grreeeat.

Right, so you are a student, a very happy student in the country, when private renting, you should consider the following my recent flock of deranged and insane recent opinions, however I am now going to tell you the reasons WHY and the reasons WHY and the reasons WHY NOT you should have student private accomadation.

WHY: BECAUSE ITS FOR STUDENTS.

No honestly? It's because you are a student and you want to be living in a private place - you pay for it and so it is yours to live in.

SHARE with a duck, platapus or Mark, Shania or your friends as tis will help keep costs LOW. AND LOW IS WIKID.

~~Ali G in Ireland, Ali G in Northern Ireland~~


Also, it will help you get on a lot easier study the floor and carpet is wikid, and study what you are also supposed to be earning as that is a lot better than before and I, E I E I will always love YOU OOH OH OH O E OH.

Wikid/

Right Wrong, who's to say,
I don't give a shit if your straight or gay,
Coming in a mess, going out in style,
Fuck this ops gonna take me a while,
Playing in a park, on a sunny noon,
La La La run away to the moon.


WHY: Continued...

Right, so you are a rich steaming pile of... no you are rich so you can afford a camp us private accoconut.

DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR INABILITY TO BE RICH.

WHY YOU SHOULDN'T GO INTO PRIVATE HEALTH CARE:

I mean ACCOMODATION mmmmKAY? SHUT UP!

So, you are a scum bag, you ain't got no mates, skint and you smell like vomit.

SO? MY FAULT? NA AH!

It's Tony Blair's fault line, in Japan hilarious! In Japan!? Ahem Ahem, a ha a diddly a hoo. A hee, a hickle, a shhh - back to subject.

Tweedle is a great name, but never ever under any circumstances
hide as the tree will get caught by thunderiuno


THEY ENDED THIS COS I AM DUMPLE.

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