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NICE THINGS! (Bernina Sewing Machines in general)

Jamalio9

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Bernina Sewing Machines in general

Date: 04/04/03 (748 review reads)
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Advantages: it make like whirl, it make her move, it make like sexy things, with wobbling

Disadvantages: you cannot sex it, it not make strawberry jam and toast, with ocra, sexy things and wobbling may cause blinding, because it is TOO much fun

I like these sewing machines. They sow. SOW! SOW SOW SOW! They work very good, because you can sow with them, and do sexy things (when it rumble). Put her at the top and AWAY! It make her move. And you can make music. When it WHIIIIRLLLL!!! very entertaining me. Sorry my english is not good, but i just come here and play with sewing machines, AND NOW I WANT TO LIVE HERE! When i come here one more time, my swedish will be so much good, I promising you. In the meantimes , YOU MUST BUY THIS SEWING MACHINES! IT MAKE GOOD TIME BETTER ONE! Really, it is promise.

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ziggybaby

- 04/04/03

ps April 1st is long gone now you know...! Ziggy.
ziggybaby

- 04/04/03

I suppose "it make sexy things, like wobbling" is a good advert for buying a sewing machine - if only to figure out what you mean by that!
Sorry for bad rating - when you've learnt better english come back and rewrite it and I'm sure it'll get rated much higher. Ziggy.
duskmaiden

- 04/04/03

LEARN TO SPELL AND LEARN TO WRITE REVIEWS PROPERLY. wE DO NOT WANT SMUT HERE

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