An A - Z of the artist currently known as Judgee (A)

Member Name: Judgee

Product:	A
Date:	26/04/03 (78 review reads)
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Advantages: It's me!

Disadvantages: There's not enough Judgee to go around!

A is for absent minded! Because I am errrrrrrrr? what was I saying? Oh never mind, anyway, I have a tendency to put things down and never find them again!

B is for Body Building. I was very keen on working out in my late teens/early twenties and had a physique to rival Van Dam himself (well almost! ok it wasn't bad). Being a bit on the 'chunky' size at school, I found an extra muscle or two in the right place helped with the laaaaaaaaaaaaaadies and made full use of my new and improved body! Unfortunately, I seem to be better at Belly building these days, but I am convinced that one day get the urge to start again, maybe!

C is for Considerate. Treat others as you would like them to treat you and you cannot go far wrong. I have always believed this and other than the odd temper tantrum, like to think that I have treated others considerately in the past. I must also mention cats as I have two, Rosie and Cherry. They are lovely, fluffy bundles of blubber and very squeezable!

D is for Destruction. I like breaking things. Give me a hammer and an unwanted wall, and I can bash away all night! (oh er misses!)

E is for Eggsssssesss. Eggs are great and I love them. Scrambled is good, made into french toast, they are even better. Not wanting to be 'eggist' I can't leave out chocolate eggs, which are even better than the real ones (although don't try making French toast with them, cos you just won't win!)

F is for Films. Love em, love em, love em! They can draw you away from a mundane world and take you anywhere you'd like to go. Immerse yourself in a sci-fi set in deep space, fight alongside cowboys in the American west or become stuck in the most hostile of jungles. The world is your oyster and you are only limited by the scope of your imagination and the price of the videos in your local store!

G is for Greedy. I want it all and I want it now, enough said!

H is for Haircut. I ha

ve been going to my local barbers for over 10 years now and will not go anywhere else. Every time I visit, the same old routine begins, I sit down, I say 'usual', we discuss my latest occupation (often it has changed between visits),my hair is then cut, he shows me the back of my head in the mirror, I say fine, pay and then leave. Sometimes you need a bit of consistency in an ever-changing world.

I is for irritable. Cos I am ok so don't push it!

J is for Judge. In particular, the Judgee myth. Contrary to popular belief, my nickname does not stem from being Judgemental (I think?). My initials are JP, a common abbreviation for Justice of the Peace ie a Judge. This was given to me by an old boss and it kind of stuck. The extra 'e' stems from the fact that 'Judge' as a username has been used on most websites that I have visited and has therefore been unavailable, most of the time.

K is for Kissing. Cos you can't beat a good snog!

L is for Leanne. My long suffering girlfriend. We've just celebrated our fifth anniversary together and we are still going strong. We drive eachother nuts but I wouldn't swap her for all the tea in China (although pitted against all the pizza's in Italy, it would be a very close race!)

M is for mother. Mad as a hatter, her attempts to communicate with the microwave are legendary. Never the less she is one in a million and I love her to bits. You have got to admire the woman for putting up with me for all these years!

N is for Nan. Who I miss very much.

O is for Onions. They are the devils food I tell you. Yuck, nasty, horrible, slimey, thingies. Destroy them allllllllllllll!

P is for Pool. The game of involving lots of balls and a big stick (not the water variety). Keen to be a professional snooker player when I was little. I guess it was only natural to progress to the Pool table when my interest in alcohol kicked in. I have
play
ed for numerous Pub pool teams over the years, and have even won the odd trophy or two!

Q is for Quirk. Well let's face it, we're all a bunch of weirdos really!

R is for Romance. Old fashioned as it may sound, I believe that romance is the key to happiness. Find true romance and your other worries become trivial and insignificant in comparison.

S is for Snooker. No surprises there really as I have already mentioned it. I started playing snooker when I was ten and have played in many teams ever since. I don't know which saddens me more, the fact that I no longer have the time to play, or the fact that I no longer care? It was a major passion in my life that has sadly slipped far down the Judgee priority list.

T is for Travel. I have always wanted to see the world and have been doing so in my own little way. From little acorns do big Oak trees grow. I have travelled all over England and have recently started to spread my wings. I've been to Cyprus recently for a holiday! (well it's a start!) T is also for Tortoises, cos I have two called happy and Grumpy. Conkers with legs, that sleep alot, need I say more?

U is for Understated!

V is for Vinny. My best mate, nicknamed after Vinny Samways the footballer. Until he moved into his own home, he lived four houses away from me and we have known eachother since we were both six (25 years ago!) In trouble, he is always there. In good times, he's usually there too. Closer than a brother, and indeed a lot closer to me than my own brother. You could not find a better friend!

W is for Wa....ger. Well what did you think I was going to say? Honestly some people eh! I am a betting man. I have to admit that there have been times in my life when I have squandered vast sums of money on hopeless bets. Mostly on Fruit machines, but I have also been known to dabble a bit on the Horses, Football and Grey hound racing. I like to think that my gam
bling habits are currently under control. Perhaps it's because I finally realised that I get more enjoyment from spending my money on people I care about, than throwing it away. Not that I could ever give it up entirely, but I believe everything done in moderation is ok.

X is for X-files. Let's face it, X is a tricky one. Anyway, I used to love watching the X-Files on television. It's gone a bit stale in the last couple of series but I still find it interesting.

Y is for Yoga. My girlfriend took up Yoga last year and is now very bendy (which has its advantages! <ahem>)

Z is for Zebedee. Watching the Magic Roundabout on television, as a child. I was always scared stiff of the bouncing tomato. I am sure that millions of children across the globe have suffered irreparable psychological damage from this hideous creation and a hairy dog with no legs well that's just sick!


There you have it, five stars and recommended to potential buyers everywhere! Take a look at the ratings below, they still apply!




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