10 Things I love about Me! (General comments...)

Member Name: thedevilinme

Product:	General comments...
Date:	26/12/08 (219 review reads)
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Advantages: More stocking fillers!

Disadvantages: Being silly again

Gender: Male

Birthday: 25th February

Eye colour: Blue

Hair colour: Brown

Height: 5'11"

Current job: Freelance sportswriter/office temp/...

Favorite Food: Deep friend chicken and chips with lots of salt and vinegar!

Colour: Ocean blue

Season: Spring and summer for me. What possible use is January and February?

Drink: Good cuppa, especially after my crisp Sunday fry up!

Restaurant: On my money? Denny's!

You're...

Bedtime: When she stops screaming for more (hopefully not cakes)

Weaknesses: Tolerating fools.

Fears: Not living up to my ego!

First Thought Waking Up: Swedish twins???? Drank too much again!


This or That...

Orange or Apple juice: Orange juice. Apple juice tastes like Kangaroo pi**!

Dog or Cat: Pussies every time, mainly because you don't have to clean up after them.

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi every time! (see Apple juice comment for Coke).

Scary Movie or Funny Movies: Funny! I stopped being scared of movies when I was 7...Dr Who and the Ice Warriors...:<

Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends what we are doing with it. It's usually chocolate.

Black or White: LOL. I think you know the answer to that one!

Truth or Dare: Dare! I'm the naughty devil

Live Forever or Die Young: What is this-a Rambo movie?? It's Live for nothing or die for something!

Mud or Dirt: It would have to be the seventies Teddy Boy rockers over the 90s Seattle college Indie band...

Gold or Silver: Gold. You are either a spectator in life or the guy they want to be.

Have You Ever...

Drunk: too much! Of course! I was tricked into drinking 6 pints of Special Brew on my 17th birthday and have never been blind drunk since. I did not enjoy being drunk at all.

Smoked: Samon or kippers, usually...

Taken drugs: Wasn't at university long enough to be a rebel.

Broken the law: Yes! Who hasn't? We all live in the gray area and cant get from A-B without breaking the law in some way.

Been arrested: Not in the U.K, but in Botswana by the Yarpies, a mix up with the border police and where the minefield started. Long story...

Shoplifted: I stole in my Bart Simpson period as an 8-year-old, pinching Action Men stuff from Beejams (now Iceland)

Cut your own hair: Yeah. I stick a bowl on my head and cut around the edges. For down below and under me arms I use nail scissors.

Danced in the rain: Nope, I'm not a bloody drama student!

Had a long distance relationship: Yes, the girls tend to want to put a lot of distance between me and them when I mention relationships.

Been stalked: Apparently one-in-eight of us in the U.K will be stalked at some point so ready when you are girls!

Broken a bone: A few. The worst was when I was 4 and was bouncing on the bed with my big brother and he bounced me onto my mum's dresser, snapping my femur.

Been in an Accident: I've been hit by vehicles a couple of times, including a golf cart (drunk in charge of) and a static rocket at Cape Canaveral. They were moving a small one at the museum and it hit my ankle and I broke a toe.


Do You...

Shower Daily: I get the Swedish twin sisters to do it for me.

Sing in the Shower: I'm a very good mimic so I practice my voice in the shower instead, be it Frank Sinatra or John Motson.

Sing Well: I sang in the primary school choir but felt it was all too gay..

Swear: I do and I pick my moments in the right company.

Believe in yourself: 100% of the time. I know when I'm good enough to do something and Ill also admit when I can't do it. And anything I can't do I respect the person 100% who can do it.

Want to go to College: Already been, but I do fancy another crack to actually finish a degree.

Get Along With Your Parents: My dads gone and my mum is a typical woman that plays the family against each other at Christmas.

Get Along With Your Siblings: Do we have any choice?

Like Thunderstorms: Love them!!! What can be more dramatic than a summer storm! It's a great time to protect beautiful women.

Play an Instrument: I'm a guy; I always play with my instrument. I had the cliché electric guitar and mini amp as a kid but I didn't persevere.

Speak a Foreign Language: I am fluent in six million dialects. I blabber some Spanish and Italian and I'm also fluent in English, Australian and American.

Sleep with Stuffed Animals: Only if they are not mine

Keep a Diary/Journal: God know.

Can You...

Roll Your Tongue in a Circle: My tongue loves to play naughts and crosses down there. A guys tongue can finish what your fingers started. I'm talking about licking lollipops of course.

Both Ways: If you ask nicely girls.

Do the Splits: Only if Vanessa Feltz's sits on my head. I'm bendy but not that way!

Say the Alphabet Backwards: Nac Gnikcuf I esruoc fo

Write With Both Hands: I can right with my right hand and my left foot. My other foot is always in my mouth.

Random...

Is Your Window Open: Is this a naughty metaphor question?

What Colour is Your Toothbrush: Devil red for my white Hollywood teeth!

Do You Believe In Love At First Sight: Yes, but the girls don't seem to reciprocate which suggests it doesn't work. I know instantly if I will get on with a girl but they tend to be out of my league.

Did You Have Long Hair as a Kid: I did. My mum used to put a bowl on my head and cut around it when it gone too long. I looked silly.

What Cell Phone Provider Do You Have: O2, because I had a BT Cellnet phone in the early 90s when no one had cell phones.

Do You Know All the Words to the National Anthem: No. I have my own words for it. God save our gracious queen....God save the queen .......blu blue blab la bla bla

Whom do u go to when you are sad: I'm a guy so life is one long journey of quiet desperation we have to deal with.

Whom do you go to when you are happy: My brain. We agree on the same things.

If You Were a Crayon What Colour Would You Be: Red, so to strike out some of the dribble on dooyoo...

Ever caught a Fish: I did some sea fishing in Australia and caught some snapper and a 70ft shark.

Can You Stick Your Fist in Your Mouth: No, but I can stick something else in my mouth and I only need one hand to do it...

Happy New Year folks!

Summary: Its Christmas!!!!!