Glastonbury bogs

The bogs at Glastonbury this year, 2007 were put to the test by myself and my partner this year. He went to the festival on Wednesday 20th June to pitch our caravan and I met him there after the fluffy duffy tribe went to school and Saint Grandma arrived. (I love that woman!) After a massive hug, having not seen him for 48 whole hours, I asked mr fluffy duffy, with bated breath "Soooo, what are the loos like?" There was a certain amount of trepidation as I waited for his reply as last summer, all 6 of us went en masse to Leeds Festival where the facilities were dia-bog-lical. mr fluffy duffy had been in investigative mode and had ...

Went this year didn't use them until the last day, yes thats wednesday to sunday without going! The pain got too much and I needed to go twice on that last day. They are pretty god dam disgusting. I advise you to use the one without a roof because there is greater likelyhood that they won't be filled to the brim and over flowing with excrement. and to be honest you don't really want to be going in more than one if you have to just to find one that's not overflowing. Hard luck if your a women!!! Don't be put off thought glasters is cool, it was my 1st and I'll definately be going again. ...

I enjoy Glastonbury toilets because: they provide an interesting insight into the rock going nations' bowel condition. I often peered down into the runny, khaki, fetid concoction of the portaloos with relief that at least I must be eating properly and have a healthy digestive system. After a weekend of hovering over toilet seats my thighs feel lean and strengthened for the experience. Finally Glastonbury wouldn't be Glastonbury if there weren't that wholesome aroma of human manure wafting in the dope-filled air, now would it? I think portaloos could be improved in the following ways: 1 free nose pegs for all ...