Glastonbury bogs Reviews

The bogs at Glastonbury this year, 2007 were put to the test by myself and my partner this year. He went to the festival on Wednesday 20th June to pitch our caravan and I met him there after the fluffy duffy tribe went to school and Saint Grandma arrived. (I love that woman!) After a massive hug, having not seen him for 48 whole hours, ...

Went this year didn't use them until the last day, yes thats wednesday to sunday without going! The pain got too much and I needed to go twice on that last day. They are pretty god dam disgusting. I advise you to use the one without a roof because there is greater likelyhood that they won't be filled to the brim and over flowing with ...

I enjoy Glastonbury toilets because: they provide an interesting insight into the rock going nations' bowel condition. I often peered down into the runny, khaki, fetid concoction of the portaloos with relief that at least I must be eating properly and have a healthy digestive system. After a weekend of hovering over toilet ...

After visiting glastonbury for a few years I can reassure you all out there that the disgusting toilet situation that has long been associated with the festival, and many others for that matter, is getting better. Over the time I have been going they have started cleaning them out more regularly and and they are providing more and ...

This isn't a very nice topic but I thought I'd better write something in the hope that some people at least are not put off Glastonbury (or festivals in general) by Jamworld's description!! The portaloos are really quite disgusting, especially in the hot weather (I won't go into detail)! But they are not the only loos there. ...

The toilets at Glastonbury are certainly not something which are easy to forget! You can choose from the usual portaloo style toilets or go for the more original cattle shed style. I arrived at glastonbury on thursday afternoon, and by that stage the wafting smell already surrounded the toilet blocks, however at that point some of the portaloos ...

Glastonbury 1995, the sun was shining, the sky was blue, the birds was wearing tight fitting Pulp and Oasis tops. A 17 year old lad steps off the National Express coach from Manchester lightly inebriated and heavily excited. A lifetime of expectation about to be fulfilled and the anticipation over. The young man, hearing horror ...

Chemical porta loos are nasty, nasty things; there is nothing fun or pleasant about using them. Quite often you have to queue for ages before you get to one, when you finally get in one and close the door an unbelievable stench fills your nostrils, and unfortunately its not always possible to hold your breath while going to the loo. You ...

Well i've just been parts of hell. I was at glastonbury for 5 days, and you cannot contain yourself for that amount of time you just have to go. The first thing you do not want to do is attemp is a portaloo. Why? these things have hills of shit bubbleing from below. You also might fine when opeing the door a couple 'gettin it ...

It was like hell in toilet form, the most digusting site I had ever had the displeasure of beholding. Next year I will try to eat and drink as little as possible in order to reduce the chances of needing to visit those things. If the stench from outside didn't put you off though the site of them would. With feaces on the floor and walls it ...

It seemed as if the toilets had been transported from the last event pre-soiled... so as to not build anybodys hopes up!! Our 'local' toilet faired well for the first day... people were flushing and not getting carried away using excessive rolls of BBC sponsored loo paper. But then, on Friday night, the ...

A story from last year's T. Only yards from my tent, myself and my associates were disturbed by a girl scream in considerable distress. Imagine our horror to discover that some poor lass had been on the bog..... and someone had TIPPED THE WHOLE CUBICLE OVER, face down. Seeing the amount of raw sewage leaking from the door meant we could only ...

I can't imagine how they could even have been clean when they got there - even on the first day of Glastonbury the toilets had been extensively soiled! The ladies did say that their toilets were in worse conditions than the men's - and by Sunday morning the conditions really weren't up to scratch at all! Half of the toilets visited ...

I think I can honestly say that I have never - In my WHOLE LIFE - seen anything like it. I'd never been to glastonbury before, but I'd heard rumours about the bogs which were totally justified. I got to the festival on Friday lunchtime, at which point they weren't too bad....come Friday night, however, I had decided NOT to EVER subjest ...

Glastonbury was cool this year! The weather was good and apar from thursday, I stayed mud free. But with all the eating that goes on amongst the hundred thousand people there, the toilets have to cope with a big load. To start with they coped well, the queues were small, and the toilets clean and smell free. But over the weekend, the number of ...

Nice picture... YUK! I have never actually been to glastonbury itself but would like to point out that the state of most public toilets is quite frightful! Aside from that, I would like to cast everyone's memories back to 'Trainspotting', you remember, that lovely film about scottish junkies? Well, anyhow, ...