Gimme gimme gimme... (My Top 10 Christmas Wishlist)

Member Name: The Duke

Product:	My Top 10 Christmas Wishlist
Date:	17/11/00 (15 review reads)
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Advantages: My taste is great

Disadvantages: Not everyone agrees with me

The problem with Top Ten lists is that you really need it to be a Top 20, or 30, or 50...

Well, here we are, my top 10 wish list, certainly as far as Christmas 2000 is concerned...

1) My girlfriend to forgive me, despite the fact that I nearly threw it all away by not communicating.

2) Enough money to live on while I finish my degree - this includes travel money, beer money, beer money, beer money etc.

3) The ability to get up off my butt and learn to drive

4) The promise of a nice job at the end of my degree where I don't get too stressed or get a smart arse boss who knows nothing.

5) An automatically upgrading computer so I buy it once, and it remeins cutting edge until I die.

6) The ability to drink, play cards, bed women, drive etc. like James Bond.

7) The ability to actually understand women totally.

8) All of my bills, loans, overdrafts etc. magically disappearing.

9) My girlfriend to forgive me, despite the fact that I nearly threw it all away by not communicating. Have I said this before? :)

10) About 10 more wishes so that I can do the decent thing and wish for world peace, no hunger etc. etc. etc.

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