My New years party and resolutions (New Year's Party)

Member Name: Cammij

Product:	New Year's Party
Date:	02/01/02 (74 review reads)
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Advantages: An excuse to party, Everyone is out

Disadvantages: Too many dorks are out

Well here is 2002 and I certainly started it with a bang. I had no plans whatsoever except to get severly intoxicated so I was happy when Popeye asked me to go up to Cleveland with him and an old dear friend of ours named Amylee.

It sounds weird, and I have never heard of this, but our first stop was some wedding reception at a bar. That's just plain goofy as far as I am concerned but it was actually pretty cool and they had good food. That no good popeye was eating cabbage rolls after we specifically asked him not to. They had fried chicken and pasta and cheese and good desserts that Amylee made. It was nice. Except they only had kamachatka vodka for the guests. Apparantly whoever the couple was (amylee had been in the wedding party but I did not know the people) had got married in Florida where they live so this was a lot less formal.

I noticed right away the place was full with gay people. And lots of gay people playing straight. I was hanging out with the gay people and some woman with them was acting like she knew me and kept on saying she knew me from somewhere. It going tiresome. So after A while I told amylee to casually mention in passing that I was a movie star and stuff. So Amy goes over there and talks to them and the woman goes on about thinking she knows me. So Amylee says, "he probaly told you some crap about the railway but the truth is he was in movies" and the woman is like "oh, what channel would these movies be on" and Amy is like "Well mostly lifetime and oxygen and he was the kid named Justin on 'Facts of Life' but then he was the weatherman on channel 5 until they found out he was in gay porn movies" So after amylee told them that they all wanted to dance we with me and the gullible fools were all trying to tell me I was a better weatherman than the current guy and asking me about being on a sitcom. It was fun but we had to leave since we wanted to get drunk closer to Amy's ho
use.

We went to Bamboozles in Parma. Man it was hot there was this 20 y.o. chick who looked like Sharon Stone but she had lots of tattoos which makes her better than sharon Stone because sharon stone has no tattoos and went to Harvard. We were partying like rock stars. We had a bunch of people with us and there is a bowling machine game there and I did not like the guys who were playing it. Then this chick that always tries to make Popeye jealous shows up with some guy who was wearing boots from K-Mart. Not only did I inform everyone that the guy had boots from K-Mart I told them that they were the 8 inch Nu-Buck Texas steers 47602 # boots since I had to sell shoes at K-Mart when I was at the Uni and I sold a million bucks of low quality footwear to lower quality people in one year and won a trip to Orlando.

There was some guy about 5 foot 3 and 115 pounds trying to dance with Amylee and he like asked Popeye and me Separately if it was ok, and we both thought it was cool even though Amy isn't either of our property. But he was a dork wearing a tuke inside so I did not like him. So after I saw that this big husky guy with "2002" shaved into his face grabbed some other guy by the face who was staring at the sharon stone babe, who was his woman and the owner comes over and acts tough I realized I could do what I wanted in there. So this monkey boy kept bothering Amy. And the guy really was nice and he even was talking to me and was "I bet you get all the P&*%&* and I am like, I am married to a hottie" and he was nice but since everyone wanted to see me hurt somebody I walked up to him on the dancefloor while he was dancing to some Christina tune and I headbutted him in the face. Now I am a big boy and Gerard Gordeau taught me how to headbutt sio basically it was a foregone conclusion that the kids brain was going to fly through the back of his head. He gave this puzzled look kinda like saying, "why me" as he cr
umpled on the floor. A who lot of people cheered me and sent beer to my table for doing that.

On the way to the car I found a set of keys and it had one of those alarm things on it and as we were driving out I was trying to find the car and it did make that chirp sound, so we get to these other people's house and I am trying to get somebody to go back there and find the car and look for the registration and find the persons address since we could go loot their house since most people have at least some nice stuff right after Christmas. But nobody wanted to go back there and rob the person's house which made me mad.

Then we went to Amylee's house and I fell asleep even though I wanted to wait for her roomates and try to hook up with one of them.
That was news years.

So I have decided on some new years resolutions after all this.

1. Not get drunk and puke every time I drink.

2. Not to resort to violence whenever I am mad at someone. Instead of resorting to violence when I can't resolve my problem I am just going to start with violence.

3. Not to be teasing the gay guys. They were all pretty nice and all that but it just is not cool being sexually ambiguous. i was dancing with them and wearing a party hat with confetti from those little popper things on it and that is just false advertisement.

4. Drink more often and go to dance parties and have fun. But not mix alcohol. I will just drink Gin now.

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