The morning after the night before - Dealing with the aftermath

Personally, I can tolerate spilt drinks and 'chunder' (where ever it is...urgh), but, cigarette burns are unacceptable. I think this is ignorance on the person responsible. Red wine can disappear with a vanish wipe..on any material. Make sure you buy a pack. Chunder can be cleaned up with boiling hot soapy water then drenched in detol..diluted ofcourse. Use paper plates for the buffet, and plastic pint glasses for beer and the half pint plastic glasses for wine and shorts. They may cost a few bob but atleast they will not smash and you do not need to wash them up...just bin them! Guests will not object as the majority of them would ...  Read the complete review

Stains! Smells! Burns! It was an absolutely brilliant party! Everyone had a great time, wished each other a Merry Christmas and waved goodbye until the New Year. Then, you wake up the following morning open the lounge/living-room door and stand there aghast. We never drank that much did we? Ok, so the bottles and plates of leftover food you can deal with, but what about those red wine stains on the suite and the carpet? (a) Oh no, how many cigarette burns? Who the hell burned the wall unit? (b) I don’t believe it! There’s candle wax all down the wallpaper and on the carpet! (crayons I can accept, ...  Read the complete review

wow, I had a wild holiday and now I have to recover from it. I finally got to meet the person known on Dooyoo as Assmonkey and It was a pleasure but I don't think he likes us no more. See Assmonkey actually has his act together and he dates my hussy trophy of a sister. So he came to spend Christmas with my family in Ohio. This guy has like degrees and licences and stuff and a lot of money and we really aren't used to dealing with people like that. This is sort of a list of everything we did wrong. First off my 96 year old grannie from Ireland was sort of bad to him. To put this woman in perspective she got thrown out of the Christmas party ...  Read the complete review

First of all if you havn't read Cammij's Op on this subject read it first with comments. You will need to read his version of the holidays first. So yes this was the first christmas that I abandoned my own family rituals to go with my girlfriend Southernbelle to Ohio to spend the holidays with her family, one of which is Cammij her brother. If you are already famillar with cammij then you can only imagine what was in store. After this holiday trip I will never doubt anything he writes. As far fetched as his stories may seem they are probably true! At the very moment we arrived at the airport in Toledo, Ohio it began to snow. Not a blinding ...  Read the complete review

The scenario: You’ve had a great Xmas day, all the family came over and some friends. The turkey was delicious and everyone really enjoyed themselves. The games were fun and the wine went down really well. The kitchen is full of dirty dishes and the house is looking rather dirty but you’re too tired and it’s Xmas day. You’re just about to switch the lights off and head out when your partner wants to fill the car up. So you go back in. Well, that’s me. First, as I write this opinion I will take in all the advice I offer since when morning comes it will help me as well. So here’s what I intend to do: -Get a black bin ...  Read the complete review