XXX (3 kisses for Santa, I don't know what you were thinking!) (Top 10 Christmas Wishlist (2001))

Member Name: missbrowneyedgirl

Product:	Top 10 Christmas Wishlist (2001)
Date:	10/12/01 (245 review reads)
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Advantages: If it comes true I will be so happy...

Disadvantages: ... but I'll probably die from the shock...;)

Dear Santa,

Hi! It's me again! Well first of all I'd just like to thank you for last year! Despite what the lovely nikkisly may think, you did read my wish list, and what you did for me was brilliant! My fairy stayed on the tree, BT connected my phone and Vodafone really did give me more free minutes! I even managed to win at Quake and not embarrass myself at the works night out! In fact, I really can't thank you enough! I really didn't expect all that.

So, in light of your amazing performance in 2000, I thought I would be a little more ambitious in 2001. You never know your luck do you? I must say I have been a very good girl all year, even when in Ibiza (well, to an extent)!

1) First and foremost I need some new wheels. I know it's a little extravagant but I think I need a Jaguar XK8 in British Racing green. I know that is kind of falling back into my old ways of asking for ridiculous presents but you see I really need it. MrsilverClioRT has really seen better days now and I think he would like to retire. He's had a long life and served me well and I'm only thinking of him. Plus, if I could have the Jag it wouldn't just benefit me. I could make Missblueyedflatmate look cool when we go to the gym, make Mrblueeyedflatmate look flash when I drop him off in a morning and raise the overall view quality in my street. I did mention that I need a full size one didn't I? It's just the Z3 from 1999 didn't fit - it was far too small - and BMW simply refused to exchange it. Here's hoping...

2) Secondly I could do with a large cash injection to cover the sundries and running costs of item 1. I'd also like to buy my friends some flash gifts and pay off the rest of Mrsbrowneyedmum's mortgage. However, this gift is kind of optional in light of item three...

3) I could really use a new job. I'm not really sure what, or indeed where so I'll leave all that to you. All I ask
is that it's somewhere warm, where I get to spend a lot of time driving my car around as opposed to imprisoned behind a Mac all day (there will be a G4 Cube on the desk of my office though). Obviously I'll get paid ridiculously large amounts of cash for doing apparently very little work, but the whole company will respect and depend on me. Also it would be nice if I could start a little later than normal to avoid the rush hour traffic. Any ideas?

4) This one is a little tricky... I either need 2 new televisions or a new aerial, I guess either could be possible. You see the bedroom TV can't get Channel 5 at all and just yesterday ITV disappeared as well. The lounge TV has no problem with ITV but Channel 5 is a little temperamental but its real problem is BBC1. It doesn't do it all the time, just usually during EastEnders, but sometimes it forgets it's a colour TV and shows everything in black and white. I suppose it could be worse, at least it doesn't happen during snooker...;) Anyway, I though whilst you were up on the roof you could have a look at the aerial for me and if that's fine, I'll just take the new TVs...

5) And, whilst you are up there, I wonder if you could do something about the people that live upstairs? It's just a have never met anyone so noisy in my whole life, and there are four of them! Their piano is only a slight problem, namely when the people that can't play it try, but it's the incessant stomping! When I first met them I was expecting a bunch of 26 stone girls after listening to them stamp around upstairs! I'm not sure if you fancy eggbox insulating them, or maybe just removing their arms and legs? Anything that does the trick really, we're fresh out of ideas...

6) Next I need a miracle cure for my cat allergy, even if just for the Christmas period. You see I'm going to stay at Mrsbrowneyedmum's and usually within half an hour of arriving, my face somewhat
resembles a red, streaming version of the Michelin Man. The thing is when I lived with her, I was never allergic to her (the cat that it, not Mrsbrowneyedmum although I was a little averse to her nagging) so I know it can be done. I just don't know how!

7) One more miracle, if you don't mind. You know the way I started breaking or losing any jewellery I owned when I was given a Christening bracelet? So much so that family and friends NEVER buy me jewellery because they think I'm just ungrateful. Well, can you stop it happening? If you can't then you can skip number 8...

8) Some nice jewellery please. Silver, gold, platinum, chains, bangles, earrings, anything! I'm just looking forward to not breaking or losing them!

9) Penultimately, and I have really thought hard about this one, I'd like you to deliver some invitations for me, and if possibly force the attendance of those involved. You see, Mrsbrowneyedmum is throwing an all day party on Boxing Day, as she does every year, and all of my friends are attending, as they do every year. The only thing is as a large, mixed male & female and hence unapproachable bunch, we NEVER manage to meet any potential boy/girl friends. So if you could invite the following people to the party I am sure we will all live happily ever after:
Jay Kay (from Jamiroquai), Stephen Dorff, Jude Law and Matthew Perry should sort the girls out. Salma Hayek, Jordan, Kylie, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Love Hewitt for the boys. Oh, and Tim Burgess (Charlatans) for me!

10) And finally can you make the world leave November alone next year? December is plenty enough time for Christmas, just perfect in fact for you not to get sick of it before it arrives. The marketing and advertising bods don't need to take November too!

Thanks very much Santa and you have a great Christmas too!

Love
Missbrowneyedgirl
Xxx

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