Right here we go for all those dooyoo members out there who want to be really generous and buy me a christmas present my list for 2001-

1. Well seeing as this is never going to happen I put a Porsche Boxster at no.1 as it has been a dream for a long time to drive or should I say cruise to Crystal Palace Parade and show up all the escort boys not to mention the lads at work faces when I pull up in the station yard.

2. If I am going to get a new Porsche then I have to have the garms(as my brother put's it to go with the motor so how about a nice versace suit with matching underwear to boot.

3. What good is a new suit without a nice pair of shoes so a pair of patrick Cox would do nicely available at all good shoe shops priced around £180.00

4. Some tunes to play in the car so The best of garage would do nicely especially that new track Danger a really great tune to bang out while cruising.

5. Ah but what good is Garage tunes if you don't have a banging steroe and speakers I really am just a big kid at heart,must make sure it has an MP3 with it so I can mix and match my tunes.

6. Socks and underwear well yes a bit of a change and something more within my reach I like Ben Sherman,as for socks pringle do the best and long lasting ones.

7. A Laptop well if I am going to drive around like a big buisness man then suerly this is the handy dick extension I would need to pull it off,maybe I could have a palm pilot to round it off and really look the part dooyoo op's on the go then.

8. What I would really like now I have all this (in my dreams) is a 5'11" Blonde with great legs and a beauty to die for along with a few gold cards and bottles of Grand Cru.

9. Now if we are going to be really great together then what will we need? OH of course a huge penthouse flat in Central London so we can go out shopping in Oxford St etc whenever we want.

10. Well this is my last wish
and I will have to make it a good one well what should I choose eternal weatlh,Never to die no way I would give all of this up just to see my son happy on christmas day and that is the main thing I want for christmas a happy and healthy family.

You did'nt all think I was a selfish male shovanistic pig now did you???????????