The 'Alternative' Drink... (What To Leave Out For Father Christmas)

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Product:	What To Leave Out For Father Christmas
Date:	10/12/00 (27 review reads)
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Advantages: Santa won't leave you the wrong toy

Disadvantages: He might leave you a lump of coal instead

Santa Claus is a very bad man. He drinks and flies! Is it any wonder why poor Rudolph's nose is red? Santa keeps crashing the sleigh into chimney stacks!

Please, all of you who read this: remember, it's not clever to drink and drive. Or to drink and fly. So don't leave Santa any alcohol. Some tea in a thermos flask would be good. If Santa gets annoyed at this and refuses to leave you any presents, don't worry. Mrs Claus will get you some...

With all the alcohol that Santa drinks every Christmas Eve, he gets very drunk. This can often result in him getting confused and leaving the wrong presents at houses - if Santa leaves a boy a Barbie doll, he's not questioning the boy's sexuality, he's just very drunk.

Even if you don't leave Santa something alcoholic, someone else will! So leave Santa some cake to soak it all up. And don't forget Rudolph - after being forced to fly into chimneys, don't you think he deserves a little something?

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