CHRISTMAS? (What To Leave Out For Father Christmas)

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Product:	What To Leave Out For Father Christmas
Date:	30/07/01 (2 review reads)
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Continuing my out of season run of Christmas related opinions, I have now found this - a superb subject to write an opinion, ah yes, what to leave out for Father Christmas - or in fact Santa Claus!!! Now, where do I start?

We all know that Santa does indeed exist, maybe not in the physical way that we were led to believe, but in spirit - he is a figure that represents good, giving out, sharing - it's all good, he's a great symbol, and I think it's a fantastic tradition, and one that should continue for a long while.

So...what should you leave out for him?

Here's 5 brief ideas that would be quite funny...

1) Your rubbish!! The dustbin collectors don't work over christmas, so why not get good old Santa to clear away your trash? Hmmm, maybe not...

2) A goldfish - clearly their can't be any records of cruelty to goldfish, they wouldn't remember if anything happened to them, and so give Santa a goldfish, in a bowl, see what happens.

3) Gravity boots - I really want a pair of these, how great would it be to climb up a building - just by walking on the outside? Santa needs these! You know it makes sense...

4) A shaver...

5) A cow! See if it'd get along with the Reindeer...!!

Brilliant stuff

Thanks, I'm mad, you're sane, looking forward to Xmas again!!

Cheers

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