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What To Leave Out For Father Christmas |
| Date: |
05/12/01 (76 review reads) |
| Rating: |
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Advantages: Its nice to have a man about the house
Disadvantages: The soot gets everwhere
What would you want if you'd been traipsing around the planet all night distributing pressies for everyone? Mince pie sir? Do you like it sir? Suets you sir! I don't think so. I have been pondering this question and have decided that poor old Santa needs a change. Even Rudolph must be sick of finding carrots!
So I asked myself...Heather, if you were Santa - what would you like to nibble on as you drop off gifts to deserving folk? The answer? Well I haven't worked that out yet so I'll see what a few friends think...(to any new Dooyoo-ers, you might like to check these members out - they're all brilliant writers!)...
My dear partner John (otherwise known as ANDREWSJK) would probably say a full english breakfast - the works, bacon, sausage, egg, tomato, mushrooms etc etc. But poor old Rudolph might have a few problems taking off after Santa has tucked into that lot!
Sue26 is a Yorkshire lass - she might suggest a sunday roast of Roast beef and yorkshire pudding washed down with a pint of Black Sheep ale - hmmmm must visit that brewery when I'm next in Ripon. Again - a bit too heavy - nice all the same.
How about our old sparring partner Smark1985? He will be sure to say the traditional Cornish pasty has to be a favourite with Santa in Cornwall, neat, easy to handle, and with lots of meat and vegetables in it to share with the reindeer - could be the winner. Maybe a clotted cream tea to follow? Ooooooh stoppit Smarky - you're making me drool! And the beard will get in a terrible mess.
OK - we are not getting anywhere are we - there's misslook - maybe a nice champagne cocktail - Sexykay - better not repeat what she wants to give him!!! - So many Dooyoo members all eager to excite Santa's tastebuds with scrumptious morsels.
So what do I think? I think the modern Santa will be really pleased to sit down to a plate of smoked salmon sarnies, a bag of Kettle crisps, a small t
ub of Haagan-das, washed down with a glass of Goats do Roam red wine from South Africa.
Hope you all have a lovely Christmas and he brings you everything you want - he's already given me the best present in the world - ANDREWSJK!
Love from HeatherXXX
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