The Mullet: A Work of Art (Hair Tips & Advice)

Member Name: nonperson

Product:	Hair Tips & Advice
Date:	06/10/01 (316 review reads)
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Advantages: All your mates will be jealous if you grow a mullet

Disadvantages: Windy weather means uncontrollable mullets

Ahh the Mullet. One of the world's most interesting hair styles.. and possibly one of the worst, other than the bowl cut of course.

Well if you don't know what a Mullet is I'm ashamed! Here's a brief explanation: Basically it's long hair at the bottom and short spikey hair on top. Simple as that. The style was particularly favoured in the 70's, but now its seems the style is coming back into fashion. Some famous mullets include: football players, Metallica, male country music singers, professional wrestlers, Andre Agassi, Pat Sharp, baseball players, Mrs Milverton's nice curly mullet, and Alistair's Reverse Mullet.

The mullet in my opinion deserves to be worshipped. I mean, look at it! It's a work of art. And the mullet is so versatile. There are many different variations. From the long thin mullet to the curly version, the mullet is just amazing. There has also been a new species of mullet known as the Reverse Mullet, which was discovered in the Southend area early last year. As you can imagine the Reverse Mullet is long on top and short, or possible bald, at the bottom. This is one of my favourite mullet styles as well as the Curly Mullet, which women seem to prefer.

The sport of Mullet Spotting is growing increasingly popular. My Mullet Spotting session takes place weekly outside McDonalds in Southend. If any one wants a great place for Mullet Spotting I would recommend Southend. After Germany and the Czech Republic, Southend is practically the home of the Mullet. A prime place indeed to spot the rarest mullets around.

In the end I just want to say LONG LIVE THE MULLET! As odd and disturbing the mullet may be, it should be worshipped in it's own right as one of the world's best hairstyle disasters.

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