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Lush skincare products in general |
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02/07/02 (31 review reads) |
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Advantages: It's wonderful
Disadvantages: None
Awww darling, have you had a hard day? You look so tense. Work didn’t go so well today, huh? I've run you a bath and poured you a glass of wine. You just relax. Afterwards, why don’t you go lay on the bed and I'll give you a nice massage....……
Oh great, you’re ready. I can’t wait to work on you. I’m gonna make you feel so much better baby. Yes, it’s best if you are naked – you want a full body massage don’t you? You don’t mind if I straddle you, do you? It’s the best position so I can give you a full, deep massage. Good.
I bought this massage bar from Lush especially for you. It’s called Bewitched and that’s just how I want you to feel, my darling.
I love Lush. All their products are vegetarian and not tested on animals, so we can enjoy ourselves without feeling guilty about all the poor bunnies and puppies. I didn’t even have to leave the house, I ordered it from www.lush.co.uk and they delivered it in three days.
Is the music OK? Not too loud? I love this band. They’re from Scotland too, you know. She’s got a great voice, hasn’t she? Oh yes, I remember, you gave it to me didn’t you. I always said you had wonderful taste my love.
What, this underwear? Do you like it? I hope the oil from this bar doesn’t stain. White silk is so delicate to wash. Ooh, it’s ok, when the bar melts, it goes clear so it won’t stain. Yes, I ordered the basque, stockings knickers off the net too, but that’s another opinion………..
You don’t mind if I keep talking, do you baby? I’ll whisper softly….I know you like it when I whisper in your ear.
Mmmmmmmmmm, it smells wonderful doesn't it. That’s lime oil and coconut oil you can smell, mixed with violet leaf and camomile. It’s strange isn’t it, that a smell
can be so relaxing and yet so stimulating.
No, it’s not really a girly smell is it? It’s sexy, sensual, and a bit heady but not too overpowering. It’s a bit sweet smelling, but it is a bit sharp and fruity too. The bar looks just like a chunky milky bar! It’s got that lovely creamy white chocolate colour. And it feels really comfortable in my hand. It’s just the right size, isn’t it….a perfect fit ;o)
Violet leaf oil is supposed to strengthen the bonds of friendship you know. But we’ve always been best friends, so I don’t know what difference that will make to us. Lime Oil is supposed to sharpen the senses and get rid of apathy, but that’s not really a problem for us when we’re together either, is it honey! Calming down is more of an issue!
Oooooh, how does that feel, when I run the bar down the length of your spine? Is that good? Yes? It must be babe, you are groaning! The bar has these knobbly bits on one side. Do you like the way they massage your muscles? Feels good doesn’t it. The knobbles won’t last long though, because the bar is melting quite quickly.
Your body heat is really melting the bar now. The essential oils and the butters make your skin really slippery don't they...see how it shines in the candlelight? It makes it nice and easy to run my hands all over you. It’s perfect for a good long massage, but it’s much easier to use than liquid oil, because it isn’t spilling all over the sheets.
It feels lovely, doesn’t it? Not greasy at all, just soft and slippery and warm and the scent is just heavenly. It’s making me feel wonderfully relaxed too. This is marvellous. I’m so enjoying it. I feel so close to you my love, and I really enjoy giving you pleasure. We’ll have to do this more often. Yes darling, I can tell you are enjoying it too!
Now my hands are c
overed in oil I can put the bar down and really get to work. Ooooh, your shoulders are so tense. If I smooth my hands over them, with a little pressure, then push with my thumbs making little circles, then smooth again, see how your muscles start to relax? And if I run my thumbs down your spine, doesn’t that feel good? Making little circles with my thumbs either side of the line of your spine, from the base right up to the nape of your neck. And then, if I sweep my hands slowly up either side, pushing gently towards your shoulders again. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Now you are loosening up my darling. And to get you really relaxed, I’ll make long, slow, gentle sweeps of my hands over your whole back, shoulders, neck and arms. Oh, that’s lovely isn’t it?
Now your lower back, the base of your spine, buttocks, upper thighs. Stroking and kneading. No, don’t tense up again! Relax. Enjoy. That’s better. Oh, that was a long sigh baby…is this good? Yes? I’m so glad. I’m rather enjoying myself too. Haaaa, you have such a cute butt! Think I’ll linger here a while! Have you been working out?
Your skin will feel lovely and soft when I’ve finished, because this bar has shea butter, cocoa butter and jojoba oil in it and they are all wonderful moisturisers and skin conditioners.
Well, I think that’s your back almost done. The bar has shrunk a bit sweetheart. It was only 90g to begin with and I think we’ve used about a quarter of it just on your back. But it only cost £3.05, and it’s so lovely, I think it’s pretty good value, don’t you? There’s still plenty left for you to use on me, anyway!
Lush make 11 different massage bars, so we can have fun experimenting with all of them. I suppose a person could use it on themself, as a lovely moisturiser, but it wouldn't be as much fun.
Oooooooooh, all that touching and caressing has
got me all excited. Giving a massage is really sexy. Maybe we could fool around?
Darling?......darling?.....babe?…..Charl ie?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oh bugger!
© alliechuckle/ajools 2002
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