Ten erotic classics (Action)

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Date:	28/05/01 (3517 review reads)
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Advantages: No ligering around videos guys looking for girls snogging on the back, Cheap night in and saves on the ladies bending your ear for a free Smirnoff Ice

Disadvantages: Renting them sheepishly, Dont make em like they used to, One could say i was a sad loser

Ten sexy erotic, but good films you can get in Blockbusters…

Guys (or girls) ever wondered around Blockbusters looking at the back of“those”18 certificates looking for pictures of girls snogging and thinking if its going to be fun for a night in. Read on if you hate plastic ones that stick up and that silly music when they get it on.
Pluck up the nerve, approach the counter, and hand it over, at least the titles are not too obvious, well maybe a little in some cases.

1) WILDTHINGS…The incredibly sexy pneumatic breasted Denise Richards and Neve Campbell are the sexy stars of this twisting and groaning murder mystery thriller. Theres a naughty scene with the two in a swimming pool watched by Kevin Bacons big zoom lens and an even sexier threesome with Matt (I never quite made it as a star) Dillon, and bottle of expensive champers.
This is the one that will get your pulse racing and your err pump (heart) pumping. Denise Richards is just too sexy for a girl with falsies man. A better than average movie that is as good as the naughtiness.

2) BOUND…This is a great stylish thriller with the delectable Jennifer Tilley and masculine cutie Gina Gershon are brilliant in this smolderingly good sexy thriller. Not only is it a hot one with the two girls getting it on, it’s a rather good film to.
The story is intelligent and the two have an erotic chemistry that is yet to be bettered in my expert opinion. Lesbian films are usually about two tattooed butch gals or the seduction scenario. This is quite genuine and extremely sexy chaps.

3) ANIMAL INSTINCTS TWO…. Ok I will be honest. This isn’t a very good film but has lots of naughty sex in it with the magnificently chested Sharon Whirry.And what’s more, they are real and holding their own proudly.
By far the best breasts in soft porn in your high street video stores now. And theres voyeurism and girl on girl seduction thrown in
. What more could a man ask for.

4) PLEASURE ISLAND…..Eros video has been allowed to creep into mainstream rental soft porn as the censors lose their inhibitions dating back to the 16th century in the UK.
Its definitely the furthest I have seen up till now taboo sexual act go in my job as a video shop manager back in the 90s.. The act of oral sex has been throwned on by the creakies at the FTCB in Soho, and film companies like that are beginning to break down the final fire walls.

The girls and boys are beautiful and cosmetic, but the sexual content is quite graphic and although lacking eroticism. Its only purpose is the six hit sexual relief and does the job for those that way inclined.

5) ANIMAL INSTINCTS….I will give this a mention purely for the body that is Shannon Tweed,a prolific actress of this genre that litters every corner of your local VCR store.
But after you have seen her magnificent curves after a while, its not to sexy, although in this first installment of voyeurism and bi sexuality and more she almost gets to get it on with the incredibly sexy Sharon Whirry (see no 3).
Something sexy about cameras in someone’s room watching every move type senario in this one. Again zero plot but lots of naughty erotic things that make you twitch early on.

6) Emmanuelle…. Perhaps the first real color mainstream erotic movie to ever make money in the early 70s.Sylvia Kystal European charms were a revelation at the time.
Not only did it attract randy old men to the cinema, but couples who were turned on by this new sort of erotically fashionable expectable cinema.
It’s an exotic sensual story off a young girl’s sexual awakening in a Paris full of pervs. Theres a memorable lesbian seduction scene by an older woman in the squash courts that most would pay good money to see in Soho.
Sadly like most films in the seventies connected to nakedness, theres men with beards and sm
all plonkers running around in the background, highly realistic of the time, but not cool. Highly erotic movie though that’s got a real touch of silk to it.

6) EROTIC CASTAWAY…Is the best and most explicit of the series that’s been popping up like the viewer’s thingys all over Blockbusters shops. It’s almost sex shop standard and concentrates on yummy lesbian love guys.
It’s very loosely based on the Survivor show that aired in the US where the contestants vote each other off the island to bag the big prize. And theres not many plastic ones and plenty of nice chests to keep the connoisseur happy and straight to the point.
Explicit scenes and minimal story are the themes here as the girls lose their clothes and inhibitions with each other’s sexy bods. Nice!

7) DESERET HEARTS 111.This is a very erotic lesbian film about the seduction of a straight girl by a woman of ill repute in a small town. It’s handled very sensitively and is genuinely erotic to all sexes, highly believable and wonderfully sexy.
Most of these films are a bit butch fem and not very sexy when the seduction takes place. But this is pretty good and well worth a look, girls and guys.

8) LAKE CONSEQUENCE…Again like the above it’s a sensitive erotic film with some plot as well as sexy bits. The threesome and seduction will blow your mind, and other things to if you’re alone with your Kleenex.
The imagery is pretty strong to, especially the first encounter between the two girls during the sunbathing scene and you get a distinct pleasurable feeling that this will be rather fun.
The two girls are really sexy and not plastic with a lot of genuine erotiscim and appeal. The guys are the weaker characters as the girls have some serious bi-sexual fun. Yummy.

9) DESERT HEARTS…….Is a genuinely erotic heart felt love story between a straight mid thirties girl and a small town lesbian
.Its not a music mood seen jobby with plasticos and embarrassed credits whizzing of the screen at the end film.
The actual seduction of the married housewife is the horniest scene a guy will ever see in my book. And trust me, in my job I see a lot of those.
Based in the early eighties it has a nice feel and two sexy natural actresses. Not one for the lover of erotic sexy cinema to miss let me tell you.


10) JAMON JAMON….…Stunning Spanish girls running around naked n this quite excellent film about sex and food.A young stunning Penelope Cruz appears naked and legal.
It’s a very erotic look on two families from different social backgrounds intertwining in passion and cuisine. Senioritis in the nod can not be beaten in my book, and it’s a bloody good film to.

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