Worst

When compiling this list I found it even more difficult than trying to compile a top to list of my favourite films, so it would seem that there are more bad movies around than there are good. So people, I will warn you now, this list may cause you to groan, shudder and cringe with horror. (1) Class - Many of you may have not seen this film, although those who subscribe to the Paramount Channel on cable will no doubt have ("Class" is shown every two weeks on that channel for some reason). I only wanted to watch it because it contained John Cusack's debut performance (for all of 10 minutes), and was horrified by the sheer crappiness of this film. ...  Read the complete review

What is the worst movie ever? Everyone thinks they can be a film critic and talk about movies like "Death Cheaters", "North Sea Hijack", or "Ishtar" or the Kevin Costner "Dances with Fish" or "Fishtar" which he called "Waterworld" They can use words like "transparent plotlines" "Cardboard characters" "woody dialogue". Why do people go see movies and then complain? Let me see Heath Ledger naked or a few good car crashes and I am just fine, and the trailers and ads on the Telly make it clear to the potential viewer ht the movie is about. The last movie I saw was called "Snakes ...  Read the complete review

There is no great skill in taking the piss out of ‘Blood Feast’, or ‘The Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies’. If you have no talent, and no money, you’re not going to make a good movie; it’s as simple as that. It doesn’t seem really worthwhile to list such clinkers; some people love them, most people don’t, but it’s pointless to dwell on them. When considered the worst, I wanted to talk about proper films, with name actors and competent technicians behind them, which ought to have been at least watchable. So in no particular order…. Gone With The Wind Most ...  Read the complete review

I love these opinions. You get to offer your considered opinion on something but also just waffle or rant to your heart’s content. So what is it this time, Nolly old chap, I hear you ask. Well, having done my opinion on what I consider to be the ten best films- I feelit is time now to indulge in a spot of spleen-venting. Here goes with my list of the ten worst films. They are in no particular order, except for the last one, the one film that I consider to be the worst film ever made. You may not agree with my selections, and should you feel particularly aggrieved please do not hesitate to drop me a line at the following address: ‘Oi! Nolly, ...  Read the complete review

These are the worst film I have had the misfortune to see – or see the first part of… In some cases I’ve had the misfortune to see the entire film; sometimes it’s been easy to avoid seeing the whole miserable mess! 1. Streetfighter (1994) Claude van Damme plays a Colonel off to battle, to save the world, and Kylie Minogue is in it too. Plenty of action and bad acting. Raul Julia is excellent as the crazed General, but the script is so awful that even he can’t redeem things. What could we expect from a movie that’s based on a computer game? 2. Chained heat (1983) – "the ultimate ‘Chicks in ...  Read the complete review