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Date: 26/07/02 (358 review reads)
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As many of you may have gathered I am a film fanatic. I am always going out and buying films, I just can’t help myself.

Any way I have made a list of my top ten worst films ever, you may not agree but I feel that all of my choices are really bad films in some way or another.

10) The Mexican 2001.
This film stars Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt, It does start off all right but it drags on and you lose interest very quickly. In my opinion this is one of Julia’s worst performances ever and Brads for that matter.

9) The Beach 1999.
Leonardo Dicaprio is one of the main characters in this film, when it was first released at the cinema I thought that I was in for a treat but I was wrongly mistaken. I found this to be really good to start with but it suddenly turned really stupid near the end.

8)Simply Irresistible 1999.
This is one of Sarah Michelle Geller’s first attempts; I thought that I was ridiculous and really corny. I would strongly advise anyone who has not seen it to stay well away.

7) Billy Elliot 2001.
I cannot honesty say this was rubbish; I just think that it isn’t my type of film so I lost interest rapidly. I also feel that most people would like this as it stars Julie Walters.

6) Stuart Little 1999.
Well what can I say, what pleasure doe’s anyone get out of watch rubbish like this. A part from kids I think that most children would watch this over and over again.

5) The Haunting 2000.
Well in all of the first reviews for this was meant to be a scary/horror film. I don’t know who reviewed this but all I can say is they must not have watched it.
I thought this was an awful film and it did not do Catharine Zeta Jones any justice.

4) House on a haunted hill 1999.
This was also an appalling film; it was almost the same as the haunting, so that’s why it is in my top ten worst films.

3) The Faculty.
This is so che
esy, I was really mad when I forked out fifteen pounds for this film.
I like my films to be believable but this was nothing of the sort.

2) Drop Dead Gorgeous 1999.
With Kristy Alley (look who’s talking) and Kirsten Dunst (Spiderman), this is about a high school beauty pageant, Kristy Alley is desperate for her daughter to win, so desperate she blows all of the other contests up. I know it sounds corny, but honestly it is this bad.

1) A letter from death row 1999. This is an all time low for all moviegoers; you are at complete boredom within the first five minutes. This is not a lie and I dare any of you out there to watch it, just so I can have someone to share the same torment I was subjected to when I watched this.

Well there you have it my top ten WORST films ever.

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lost_help

- 27/07/02

I also hated Stuart Little, damn mouse!
Scott+Fowler

- 26/07/02

Nah gerb I liked "the Faculty" too. I can think of a lot of others I'd put in there before "The Beach" and "Billy Elliot" as well (though I agree "the Beach" got pretty daft towards the end).
hogsflesh

- 26/07/02

Haven't seen any of these. Probably just as well.

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