Who Let The Dogs Out? (Billie Piper in general)

Member Name: chyla182

Product:	Billie Piper in general
Date:	25/12/00 (63 review reads)
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Advantages: She'll Be Gone Or Killed Within 2 Years

Disadvantages: EVERYTHING!

Billie Willie is back and more annoying then ever. The 18-year-old, big toothed, teenybopper that we all love to hate has become worse then ever. After a year out of the public eye (which she blamed on a stalker) she decided to try again to boost her popularity with the trash, Britney wannabe track, “Day & Night”. The clip was a rip off of Five and Britney and her vocals weren’t exactly up to scratch. Her voice is terrible and her new skanky image and “accidental flashing” have done nothing for her popularity. She has hit an all time low point, another Britney wannabe to add to the list. She announced way back in 1998 that she would never wear a raunchy piece of clothing, pose nude nor would she even touch a drop of alcohol. The year 2000 bought Billie back with a whole new attitude, consider posing nude for magazines, collapse foaming at the mouth at a bar, flash gay people and wear even raunchier clothes then Britney or Christina. This just proves that when Billie says one thing it means another.

Something Deep Inside sounds less then flattering, Walk Of Life is a disgrace and Day & Night is a reject Britney song. Go back to school Billie and stop polluting the world with your trash. Adding a last name won’t get you anywhere in life. A real artist relies on talent and skill, two things that Billie Piper just doesn’t have.

Unreleased tracks include the Pokemon song “Makin’ My Way (Anyway I Can)” which is not only one for the kiddies but really lame as well. A re-make of the Blondie Classic “The Tide Is High” proving hat she’s unoriginal, and “Ring My Bell” which if released will go no-where, just like her 3rd single “Walk Of Life”. Don’t buy this album is you want quality. It’s sure to disappoint.

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