'Our' Robbie, the lovable cheekie chappie (Boyband/Girlbands)

Name: Jakeball

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Product:	Boyband/Girlbands
Date:	27/11/02 (67 review reads)
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Advantages: Slayer

Disadvantages: Robbie Williams

Every time I turn on the radio or TV I am confronted with an annoying, irritating tosser that seems to think he is really big and clever. I am bombarded with teenyboppers and girls approaching their 30's telling me just how sexy this tosser is. I don't care if you fancy him, IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO BUY HIS FRIGGIN' ALBUM! Then there are the trendy perfume boys who live in little worlds of their own, crooning along tunelessly to the mediocre crap on said tossers album. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! This is a man who was in Take That for christ sakes! And also, he got Maori tattoos without going through the painful Maori initiation ceremony that gives you the right to have them. Not that i'd expect much else from a FAKE ARSEHOLE! I hope some Maoris rip his friggin head off. No, seriously, I am going to throw a week long party the day that Robbie dies. You are all invited. To summarise, I have decided to compare Robbie to Slayer-

10 reasons why slayer are better than Robbie Williams

1. Slayer are extremely talented musicians. Robbie can't even be described as a musician.
2. Slayer write their own music. Robbie is a second rate karaoke singer.
3. Slayer get the crowd moving. Robbie gets 12 year old girls wet.
4. Slayer write songs about religion, war etc. Robbie sings weak ballads written by other people.
5. Tom Araya bellows with passion and conviction. Robbie croons with smug arrogance.
6. Slayer are respected worldwide. Nobody outside the UK pondlife has heard of Robbie Williams.
7. Nobody in Slayer has ever been in a boyband.
8. Kerry Kings tattoos are much cooler than Robbies.
9. Robbie wouldn't have got anywhere if he wasn't a prettyboy. Slayer are a bunch of ugly gits.
10. Robbie wouldn't last two seconds in a fight against any one of Slayer.

I would just like to add that I hate Robbie Williams because he is an arrogant, twat who is cho
ck full o' shit. His music is nothing more than popular, populist, commercial, watered down, middle of the road, braindead pap for the drooling masses.

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