Boyband/Girlbands Reviews

Boybands/Girlbands This is a topic that gets under my skin and makes me want to tear myself apart in the most gruesome way ever. What is the point of Girl/Boybands anymore? It's all about Hip-Hop Rap and this stupid MC which you can't even understand even they are a waste of space! About 6-7 years ago yes ...  Read the complete review

Every time I turn on the radio or TV I am confronted with an annoying, irritating tosser that seems to think he is really big and clever. I am bombarded with teenyboppers and girls approaching their 30's telling me just how sexy this tosser is. I don't care if you fancy him, IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO BUY HIS FRIGGIN' ...  Read the complete review

In a few weeks time, the phenomena of Pop Idol and Popstars will strike again!! Get ready.. this time organisers are planning on launching two new bands which will compete for the number one spot on our Christmas charts, most probably sitting at numbers one and two. But is there a need for MORE boybands and girlbands? Remember 'New ...  Read the complete review

What are the purposes of girl bands? They are there for girls to aspire to and for guys to ogle. What are the purposes of boy bands? for girls to scream at them for no apparent reason but yet still adore them. And why do they ogle and adore? Because of their looks. Their music comes second. For as long as i have been aware of the pop ...  Read the complete review

I’ve always been a fan of pure pop, particularly boy/girl bands. Their cheeky, fun songs and easy-to-learn dance moves have made them a hit with people of all ages and backgrounds. Although most popular with teenagers, these pop groups can be enjoyed by everyone, because they provide a bit of light entertainment in our lives. Ok, so ...  Read the complete review

Planet Pop is a bizarre place. Teenagers with stammers and problem children from Australian soap operas can all bring in the big bucks for the record companies with their indescribable talents. However, one way in which record companies invariably try the 'next-big-thing' trick is to launch another girlband or boyband. Of course, there ...  Read the complete review

They should all be locked in a room, tied up and then fed to Slipknot fans with chainsaws - Advantages: So much fun to slag off - Disadvantages: Can't even write their own songs, never mind sing em!, Window dressing (why is there five members in a band when only two sing?), All exactly the same!

As I previously predicted, I got a lot of mixed reception earlier regarding this op, so I’m going to update it in the hope that my argument will not get beaten about my head again… Okay this is an argument that I positively LOVE! So here we go…I expect to receive a mixed reception because of this but who gives a rip? ...  Read the complete review

I reckon we have all seen the embarrassing infamous first TV “performance”of the Irish boyband Boyzone.But to young impressionable girls and homosexuals the end product is what matters. Shirt of pop music is clinically targeted like an American missile on Iraq. The big record companies have only to invest in four cute guys and away ...  Read the complete review

This is my opinion on boybands and girlbands. A lot of you won't agree but i am going to tell it how i think it is. I don't expect everybody (well anybody) to agree but i feel this is a big topic and i just HAVE to have my say. (by the way when i say pop i mean the boybands and girlbands, and that kind of thing. I say this because almost ...  Read the complete review

Boybands rock, its official. Boyzone were drab and luvvy dovey but along came Backstreet Boys to funk it all up, FIve to flirt with the ladies and Blue to add the big 'Black' image. Its simple really, boybands are successful because they have good voices (despite what many say) and damn sexy asses. You ever see a boyband be ...  Read the complete review

Have you looked at the charts recently. There is something very very strange about them, especially the top five. There are no boy bands! Having come through the respective years of New Kids On The Block, Take That, Nsync, Boyzone and Backstreet Boys there is no doubt in my mind that boybands have a certain something that makes them a ...  Read the complete review

Okay, i am going to be completely honest here, I have been a fan of the Backstreet boys for the past 5 years, although these past three years i haven't been so infatuated by them as i used to be. I have opened my eyes and woke up a little bit, i have realised that yes they are talented and are accomplishing a dream of theirs which they have ...  Read the complete review

Hearsay was formed by the popular t.v series called popstars. The producers got the idea from Australian popstars. Auditions were held and thousands of people turned up. But only five people could be in the final band. The bands members are Noel, Danny, Myleene, Kym and Suzanne. The members of the band chose the name Hearsay after ...  Read the complete review

OK - so I'm 26 and whenever Tragedy comes on the wireless I can't stop my hands flying to my temples and my booty gyrating like a food mixer on high! I don't care what all you dull, lethargic Radiohead stylee boffs think, I LOVE POP! It's happy, and fun and uplifting. And my heart breaks for those little puppy dog faces looking ...  Read the complete review

I suppose they make lots of money for their record companies with the minimum of cost to make it. - Advantages: none that I know of - Disadvantages: Fill up the charts with songs from the past, well over hyped, drive you insane, a lot can't sing and use technology to sound good

This review will come as a shock to everyone who regularly reads what I have to say, but I think it is the truth, and that is why I have broken away from my normal album reviews to tell the world what I think of pop and boy bands. First of all I would like to say that I think they are terrible, I hate the music and what they represent, the charts ...  Read the complete review

But not musically! You have to hand it to the record companies. They have the preteenybopper market absolutely sewn up. They know that they can take anything. Anything. And turn it into a platinum album. The geniuses are the people like Stock Aitken and Waterman who can make some pretty person into a great hit. PS (As a ...  Read the complete review

''ARMADILLOS'' was the cry of every child in the playground for months on end just a few years back. This is not unlike the new cries of ''hear'say'' or ''westlife''. But why are they simmilar I hear you ask. The dime bar advert was extremely successful, their sales rocketed but then, ...  Read the complete review

Not really a rant about girl/boy bands its manufactured bands that really crank my handle!! Five good looking, young and fit individuals brought together in order to entertain and excite the younger population. In the process of keeping this section of the population happy they also earn a huge amount of money with very little effort ...  Read the complete review