Celine Be-gone (Celine Dion in general)

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Product:	Celine Dion in general
Date:	05/12/00 (6 review reads)
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Advantages: ooooh, let's think....NONE

Disadvantages: her. all of her

Tere are a number of things about life which irritate me ; there are too many doors around college, there are never enough of those big purple ones in Quality Street boxes, and my hair always looks its best at three in the morning when no-one sees it, and I don't care. These, however, and tiny, tiny, miniscule little annoyances compared to the unabating horror that is Celine Dion. She screeches, whines, bellows, and gasps like a cow filled with really noisy cats being pushed through the largest meat grinder known to man. Her voice can pierce ear drums, and revive people who've been dead for a long time. A really long time. She could probably bring back the crew of the Titanic if she really tried. The one thing on the musical earth worse is Britney Spears, and that, is not exactly a compliment.
She has no redeeming features, no talent - but for that to irritate to the point of suicide - and, to cap it all, she has teeth Mr. Edd would top himself over.
She must be culled before the insanity spreads.....

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