Reasons to hate Geri..... (Geri Halliwell in general)

Name: Red Devil

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Product:	Geri Halliwell in general
Date:	12/09/00 (16 review reads)
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Advantages: im struggling erm...she is making a complete **** out of herself???

Disadvantages: look at her, listen to her and then try not to shoot yourself - ie shes a health risk

1,2, 3000....
Firstly she arrived in our lives shouting, singing would be to give over credit, what she wants - or actually that she was going to tell us what she want. What she wanted of course was a big boot up the arse back to drama school, or prefarably nursery. Unfortunately she declined to say this and instead 'zig a zig ahhhhhhd' her way to success (apologies to anyone who may have taken offence to my mis-spelling of zig a zig thingy...of course I am to blame for this)
Secondly, she actually believes she is intelligent. I mean come on Geri, you were a page 3 girl before your lucky break and it is clear you havent got one working brain cell - those trouser suits dont actually contain any. Ok, Ok she works for charities but surely this is for her image - hence she is willing to rip off fans by actually SELLING her music!!! Exploitation of children or what!?
And the major reason for hating Geri, correction - disliking; hate may be too strong...actually - yes for hating Geri, is that she cant sing at all. She must be the worst singer in the world; she even makes the other Spice Girls look good.
So unless you want to see how badly some of Britains 'music' is then steer clear and hope she goes away...

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