the smiling monsters queer'say (Hear'Say in general)

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Product:	Hear'Say in general
Date:	24/02/02 (48 review reads)
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If you are a fan of hear'say or seriously lacking a sense of humour, do not read past this paragraph. If however u want a laugh then read on.

~The Band~

Danny-Despite looking like he?s sucking on a lemon he?s managed to win the hearts of many young girls (none of which have yet started puberty) he must be so proud. Danny first discovered he couldn?t sing when he was 11 and went on a karaoke, unfortunately he got booed off the stage.

Suzanne-The dumb blonde of the group who is also the baby. Instead of staying in education she decided to enter Pop stars and make us wish we didn?t have ears.

Myleene-Myleene is the one with the unusually large head, she is seen as being the sensible one of the group but sometimes Kym has to nudge her to wake her up!!! WHAT A REBEL!!!

Noel-Noel used to work in a posh restaurant before he got sacked for trying to get it on with a chicken! He?s the bigheaded member of the group and he?s so wrapped up in himself. He does have a dark side though?he likes dressing up in women?s clothing!

Kym-She?s no longer in the band but oh well. Kym had her first single at 13. It went nowhere but that didn?t stop her from trying to make it in the pop world (oh joy!). Although Kym?s the only one with any sense?SHE QUIT!!!

I personally think hear?say are a bunch of totally crap losers and I think the media should put them out of their misery by shooting them with guns instead of cameras. They couldn?t even pick their own name for god?s sake they had to choose it off a list! Will someone please explain to me why pop bands cannot song about anything other then love? Why do they put an apostrophe in hear?say? Is it a pathetic attempt to get the band noticed?
The boys in hear?say just try to look hard which isn?t very easy when they?re caked in make up. The girls however go for the sex goddess look, even though they?re all mingers.

~Pop Stars~

Pop stars was a very clever i
dea as it made you get to know the band before they even brought out a single. It let you watch the wannabes go through the selection process and brought the group to our attention months before we even heard their first song. Hear?say wanted to be original?but why is it that their first single sounded exactly like allsaints, never ever?

~Bekki?s Predictions~

2002- two tourdates cancelled due to stress. Band sack Nigel as manager and decide to manage themselves.

2003- Band release a new album that only makes it to number 29 in the charts. Kept off the spot for Christmas number one by George Michael.

2005- Hear?say and Kym both release their new singles on the same date but there both kept off the number one spot when Gary Barlow releases his first single in 7 years!

2007- Noel is spotted leaving Myleene?s flat and their affair is uncovered. Myleene complains they don?t have enough privacy and its putting pressure on the band (i.e.; noel cant get it up)

2030- Band finally realise their crap and do a farewell tour but its cancelled as the tickets don?t sell.

Noel moves in with Myleene, Danny works in MacDonald?s, Kym becomes a babysitter and Suzanne goes back into education so that she actually has the qualifications to get a job!

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