S Club 7 in general

I know I know, it’s another pop music rant, but this one’s kinda topical, so that sort of makes it alright. Last week toy manufacturers PMS International were preparing a legal writ against S Club 7, claiming that sales in their S Club action figures (i.e., Bradley comes with fingers that you can curl up into gang signs) have dramatically slumped since the lad contingent were caught toking in Covent Garden. Now there’s a sales pitch if ever there was one – S Club Smokers. If the makers of the Eminem figure can get away with having the mini Mathers brandishing a chainsaw, then surely PMS can get sales on the up again by having Bradley Shakur, ...  Read the complete review

I know I know, it’s another pop music rant, but this one’s kinda topical, so that sort of makes it alright. Last week toy manufacturers PMS International were preparing a legal writ against S Club 7, claiming that sales in their S Club action figures (i.e., Bradley comes with fingers that you can curl up into gang signs) have dramatically slumped since the lad contingent were caught toking in Covent Garden. Now there’s a sales pitch if ever there was one – S Club Smokers. If the makers of the Eminem figure can get away with having the mini Mathers brandishing a chainsaw, then surely PMS can get sales on the up again by having Bradley Shakur, ...  Read the complete review

All the latest hype about S club 7 (Thats their real name!) has really been getting to me lately so here I am letting out all my thoughts and fury! The club have proved quite succesful and all have brilliant talents but some members of the pop group have been putting these talents to waste recently so after giving you some info on the group I'll tell you what they've been getting up to! So where shall I start...? S Club 7 were first recognised as a pop group quite a while ago now, they started off at the very end of 1999 and have ever since been recognised by many people, mostly little 6 7 and 8 year olds but I should say a few other people as well. ...  Read the complete review

If you have never heard of s club 7 then whichever planet you're living in is about to gain another inhabitant. Just tell me where and I'm there! The first time I saw them was a trailer for their abysmal tv show. I took one look at them and thought "oh yay!". Still I thought that I'd listen to their songs before I criticised them. It was the most horrific hour of my life! Here's a track by track review of the album: 1. Bring It All Back This was the first song they released and oh how I wish it had been the last. Its the tyical "we're going to get fans by pretending that we care" song. "Hold your head ...  Read the complete review

artistically and asthetcally is like dissecting a frog. Messy, tragic and completely humourless. What makes them stand out is that they have SEVEN members, have an incredibly large fan base (not as large as Steps or Westlife seemingly) and are featured in a large number of media outlets (regardless if we want to see them or not). To dismiss them as a manufactured pop band (and how many aren’t nowadays?) would be too simple and a let-off. What we must do is to stop giving children pocket money. They’ll buy anything to please their ‘idols’ (and when discussing S Club 7, I mean that most loosely) regardless of the quality of the ...  Read the complete review