What is your fantasy festival band line up, where would it be and why?

I hope your not expecting this to be realistic! I’m balancing on the brink of insanity at the best of times. But hey, that just makes life more fun! I also have an extreme mix of taste, this way theres something for everyone and at the same time all for moi! So..not too selfish! ~ Setting ~ Britain is dull, dreary and wet most of the time, so there absolutely no question of having my perfect festival here. I think Ibiza is perfect, well it would be without all those crazed clubbers, simple. They aren’t there! The only people with access to the whole of Ibiza at this time are the people attending the festival. (Hey, I told you I was selfish!) ...

I just discovered this on the dooyoo and I thought that I would write my ultimate line up for the ultimate rock concert ever. It's a one day fantasy event and there is no security guards, no hippies can enter and also there is no coperate stands ripping people off and charging a million pound for a minging hot dog. welcome to MARTFEST 2003. LINE UP: THE SMALL STAGE THE KODO Drummers from Japan ASH THE BEACH BOYS BLINK 182 THE FLAMING LIPS CHEMICAL BROTHERS THE SISTER RAYS (my band) THE MUSIC SYSTEM OF A DOWN LINE UP: THE BIG STAGE WEEZER ATARI TEENAGE RIOT MARILYN MANSON ...

Christmas is over, we're into the new year, and it's that time of year again...when you spend half your life trying to decipher the fact from the fiction, trying not to get too excited about the ' alleged ' line ups, signing up for text alerts just in case your favorite bands suddenly announce they will be making an appearance at 4.30pm in a mud filled pit somewhere in deepest Somerset...indeed, even as I write this opinion, someone, somewhere in the UK, in on the phone trying to book my top fave artists to appear at one of the many music festivals that will take place in the summer of 2003. If I had my way, it would go something like this..... ...