| Product: |
Charities in general |
| Date: |
18/08/01 (111 review reads) |
| Rating: |
 |
Advantages: Help from home, One click helping
Disadvantages: could get addictive
I just read some opinions about various websites that allow people to contribute to charitable causes by just clicking on banners at a place called Digitalcharity.com.
I give all my dooyoo miles to charity because I live in America and can not do anything else with them so I figure I might as well give them to the needy. But truthfully I hate the whole idea of charity and giving to the less fortunate because it impedes the process of evolution. I support the Shriners and their burn hospitals though, they seem like good hearted kind people who want to help children that have suffered.
I am a master of HTML, I am an old school black hat and I can set up webpages like you have never seen before. Unfortunately most of them deal with naked Anna Kournikova and Martina Hingis fakes, but I give the public what they want.
So I am setting up a couple new websites for people like me that despise handouts and leeches.
First is the Feedbobnow.com. As so many more people do their shopping online and never go out because they are busy giving me NU ratings on Dooyoo it has become increasingly hard to panhandle. So I want to take my digital camera down to the Salvation army center and take pictures of all the derelicts and post them online. This way, when you need a "pick me up", you can go to my site and donate money to these men who can then spend a larger amount of their time lounging around the homeless shelter when they don't have a bottle of hooch. When I can get my server to get me more bandwidth I will put on audio clips where each of them can give a verbal rendering of their sparechanging plea.
My next site is Willworkforfooddigital.com. I am going to set up a web cam in my basement and do live streamed video of my cellar. Then I will round up some homeless people and let them hang out in my cellar. Then my web clients can have them perform various tasks around my basement for money (I will accept credit cards
and paypal). This is a good thing, see lots of people want to call their bluff and make them work for a handout when they see that "Will work for food prop", but only an idiot would actually take them home. That would be dangerous. But I have that Idiot Kasimar, (former Russian paratrooper) living with me again and he can surely handle a few hobos. The trick will be getting someone to make more messes for my impoversihed people to clean up.
My last site will be a take on this Sally Struthers and Children's Christian fund or whatever that clutter my TV with scenes of depravity and bleakness. Something about for the price of coffee and cigarettes you can feed, clothe, and educate a third world child. I wish I could raise my kid on 89 cents a day. Then you get letters from them and their picture and get to hear about all their problems. I wonder if they keep you informed long enough for the kid to become a marxist guerilla at age 15 and kill some missionaries or if you get to see Maria have the first of her 14 children by 43 different men. So the point of my website is that instead of food, clothes and school for children this site will allow you to provide various ammenities such as a disco, pub, hostel, aphrodesiacs and fertility drugs for teens in third world nations so they can meet other teens and have lots of babies because that is apparantly what people want, for these kids to grow up and to have lots more children that they can not feed and support so the West can abate their need to act responsibly.
Summary:
|
|
