2 for the price of 1 (Dream Team)

Member Name: iamasadlittleboy

Product:	Dream Team
Date:	16/11/07 (106 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: A bit of fun

Disadvantages: erm...the fact im a lil bit silly

He hadn't seen this one before, now I'm going to be a little bit naughty and do two teams, one of pro's and one for fun with other people.

Goalkeeper:
As much as I dislike Chelsea I'd have to say Cech is probably the best keeper anywhere in the world today so I'd pick him. A good shot stopper, rarely has a lapse in concentration, and is decent at everything, with only the flaw that he's too brave and as a result gets injured a bit more than maybe he should...oh and that sily hat he wears.

Right back:
As a huge man united fan and a massive admirer of this guy for many years, and his importance can be seen when he's missing for england, Gary Neville, dispite getting on a bit is probably one of the most complete full backs in the world, with highly trained tackling ability, he's able to control the defense and his crosses for the likes of Ruud have helped united to several titles.

Centre Back:
Rafael Márquez might seem like an odd choice but his ability going foreward, control, tackling, shots and his overall complete play is among the best out their though he does seemingly get over-looked by people. Mexico without Rafa just don't look a very good team, though Rafa make them look like they could well reach the 1/4 finals of a World Cup.

Centre Back:
Perhaps a contrversial selection with the world wide wealth of players who can play in centre back, but we need a world cup winner and I don't think anyone can argue with Fabio Cannavaro to partner Marquez and help keep a sturdy line at the back, the Italians are basically known for being defensive msters as it is.

Left Back:
I considered Gabriel Hienze for the role but couldn't quite bring myself to put him into it, so instead I've gone for Philipp Lahm, who adds some youth to anotherwise sturdy and experienced back line, and allows him to go foreward on the left, with Neville booming up the right pinning the opposition into their own half.

Defensive midfielder:
Fernando Gago seems perfect for the role and gets it just above his countryman Javier Mascherano on the fact that I feel Gago will grow into a better player than Mascherano who is also phenomanol. Gago's displays for Real Madrid have helped him look a player far beyond his own years.

With a solid defensive unit I've decided I'd have soem fun up the other end of the pitch.

Right Midfield:
Christiano Ronaldo, I don't think many even need to be told why we need this wonderfully fleet footed superstar in any line up, the guy can shoot, beat players and cross. With the diving and cheating out of his game and the final product almost always being in his game now a days we are left with no unanswered questions about the player Ferguson picked up for what now looks like a bargain price.

Attacking Midfield:
Kaka, the soon to be crowned world player of the year has shown everyone why he also deserves to be in every team we pick for something like this, a master of creation and possibly the most complete player we currently have playing for anyone in the world.

Attacking Midfield:
Although he's going though a bit of a poor run in the Barcaleona side we can't ignore the goofy toothed Ronaldhino, who with Ronaldo and Kaka in an attacking 3 would give all defenders nightmares. A player who when he's on the ball almost makes it seem like the ball loves him.

Left Midfield:
I was wanting to put Joaquin or Robinho in here but felt neither of them would quite work as well as the Argentinian wonder kid Lionel Messi who with Kaka, Ronhaldhino and Ronaldo make any defence crap them selves, can you imagine these 4 running at you?

Striker:
With the vast quality and creativity of the guys behing them, I don't feel a goalscoring striker is really needed, and as a result have gone for Wayne Rooney who will just act as a gel for the four guys charging up from the middle and would likely even be able to link in with Gago to make such a dominately attack minded team play such sexy and romatic football Wenger would be jealous.

So to recap:
Cech
G.Neville--R. Marquez.--F.Canavarro--P.Lahm
F.Gago
C.Ronaldo---Kaka--Ronahdhino--L.Messi
W.Rooney

Now my other team:
In Goal I'd have the boxer Butterbean, I know he'd suck at catching corners, but can anyone really put the ball pasta goal this is full of the big man?

Right back would be Roger Fedderer as his crosses and passes usually remain inside the lines, he'd make a great right back that would lead to an attack via the midfiled as opposed to a real running full back.

Centre back would have to be Ray Winstone, a bit more of the classic centre back to him, a no nonse approach and if you give him a bit of cheek he'll kick you up the arse for it, what more can you ask for?

Centre back number two would also have to be a tough man otherwise they'd be targeted for special treatment from the forwards so for this I've gone with Evander Holyfield, now his boxing carrer is surely gone he could take up soccer/football. He's brilliant with his head (>_>) and seems a pretty fit guy still.

Left Back would be the position made for the unfunny Lenny Henry, and by left back I'm meaning left back on the coach as someone drives it off a cliff and saves me from his "humour".

Defensive midfielder would go to American Football Payton Manning who's passing has lead the Indianopolis Colts to being one of the best teams in the NFL right now (and I prefer him to Tom Brady, who would be on the bench). The guy can pass, has quick reactions, good leadership and knows how to take his knocks like a man.

Right midfielder as we all so Christiano a few years ago complaining about everything and being a bit of a pre-madonna I was tempted to pick boxings very own flashy fleet footed man, but he'd wanted to be captain and have everyone pass him the ball so Floyd Mayweather jr. isn't picked, however I have gone with Dwain Chambers, he's fast, and looks like a big bloke, he's been a sprinter and tried American football, so whats another sport to him?

Attacking midfielder, one of the best english players ever in this role was a ginger meastro so I'm going with the logic that this is the position that was made for gingers, so instead of having Paul Scholes, we have Prince Harry. The guy is young so gives out team some youth to it, he's got a pretty bad temper, like Scholesy and is likely to be a bit of a crap tackler. and he'll never get a crown on his head to stop him heading the ball.

Left midfielder Robert De Niro, no real reason for this, but a reason doesn't need to be made to have a guy like De Niro on your team, really does it?

Up front I'm going for a little and large pair with Shaquille O'neil from the NBA as my big guy up front doing the Jan Koller role of getting his head onto everything. The Little man I'm picking is Shane Warner, with magic in his fingers he surely has something in his feet that rivals it. And if not it'd be funny to see these two try linking up, tall but old and slow Shaq with the podgy Warner....brilliant.

Summary: Me next for Wigan manager