Coca Cola is a great drink. i love the way it makes my teeth go brown and sticky like tar. I love the way my teeth scrape against the ringpull as i hold the can to my mouth. I love the way I...can't stop with the sarcasm.
Despite this, coke is yummy and it just got better with the Coke Auction!! You can get some absolutely woooonderful prizes, including T-Shirts AND EVEN KEYINGS. "Wow" i bellow as I watch the children run to the shops to buy coke. Am I dreaming?? Probably yes, because that just doesnt happen.

Coca Cola, great drink, hmmm, nice auction!