“ Dosage Form: Wipes / Subcategory: Tissues & Wipes „
Avert your eyes if you don't like talking about rude things, because this isn't rude but it might put images in your head!
~*~ Ann Summers ~*~
As the majority of us know Ann Summers provides the country with all sorts of different sexual items, from vibrators to outfits, and then they give us the more acceptable items ladies enjoy shopping for... (and the occasional bloke!) Underwear can't beat a lovely Ann Summers bra in my opinion but that's for another review entirely. So with selling sex toys, you need to keep them clean! So Ann Summers provide us with these!
~*~ Buzz Fresh Wipes ~*~
I had my first experience with these when I was at an Ann Summers party and having bought a toy, my rep lady threw a couple in my direction - literally threw may I add. So I got my first five wipes for free, which was a bonus - was quite impressed with her generosity, although I'd known her a while... So after trying them on all my toys, I was really impressed with how they cleaned them actually. Thing is if you're going to play with toys, and for me well my boyfriend is currently in Afghanistan, can't wait until he gets home (:P) - so they're getting used, and if you want to put foreign objects inside your body you need them to be clean to be honest - last thing you need is that kind of infection. Regardless of if you're male or female, because you guys use toys as well, you might not admit it but I know you do.
These wipes come individually wrapped in a box, my packet is actually dark pink not the same as the photo but they are exactly the same - with buzz fresh written in black on the top. Anyone that looked at them if they were in a handbag would probably think that they are just freshening wipes, rather than anything sinister and that's the way I'll let them think - unless they ask. So it's easy to just pop one or two in your bag if you're taking your toys away for a weekend - because you'll want to clean them after travelling. Especially with the silicone toys Ann Summers currently sell, they are prone to picking bits up!
They clean the toys really well, take away any bodily fluids that might remain, and cleanse them so they are ready to use again. They are meant to be one toy use only, but if you've got a few toys *cough like me cough* you might find you get through a box of thirty quite quickly. Thankfully they don't leave a nasty smell or anything on the toy really, you can tell they've been cleaned but it doesn't last for long - they're a really good buy if you are using a lot of toys, or regularly using toys. If nothing else just to help prevent yourself from getting an infection - because that might disrupt your pleasure completely!
~*~ Price and Availability ~*~
Available in Ann Summers stores, or online on the Ann Summers website, they are £8 for a box of thirty at the time of writing, so get yourself some if you're handy with your toys!
I'm going to start this review with a word of warning - due to the nature of the product, there are going to be some references here that are adult in nature.
Now, I have a boyfriend, who sadly lives some way away . This means that I only see him for perhaps one week out of four . Now, I'm a modern girl, and certainly have no plans to live like a nun when he isn't here - after all, I don't want it to heal up . Without beating about then bush (ha!) - I try to entertain myself with a few battery operated little friends.
Now, as any girl (and maybe some of the more adventurous boys) know, if you're going to be sticking things up orifices willy-nilly, there is going to be some degree of messiness , and some small amount of bodily fluid is going to end up on your device .
Now clearly, since my toys have batteries, I can't treat them in the same way I might treat a dirty cup, and rinse them under the tap. But I do want to make sure they are cleaned after use . I wouldn't touch a real penis unless it was clean, and the same applies to plastic ones.
This is where Buzz Fresh wipes are useful . Available from Ann Summers both in store and online, they are special floral scented wipes to leave your little friends fresh and gleaming ready for their next outing . They are moist, and have a delicate scent , although I can't really pick out any specific flower fragrance, just a general floweriness .
With each wipe being individually wrapped, there is no danger of them drying out before you are ready to use them, and each wipe is easily capable of cleaning two or three vibes at once, leaving them clean and mildly scented, although the scent fades quickly .
They are easy to use, the sachet tears open easily, and they are very discreet looking - I have in the past travelled with a toy to visit the boyfriend, and kept a few of these wipes in my wallet - I wouldn't be ashamed for anybody to see these sachets, which are patterned very much like the box in the image above .
Purchased direct from the Ann Summers website, these cost £7.20 for a pack of 30, which I think is pretty decent value .
Overall, these wipes are very handy for keeping your most intimate friends clean and fresh, very much recommended!
Floral scented moist towlette.