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I help people make good decisions and all of you are lucky that someone as wise as me spends so much time on Dooyoo. Now let me tell you about my great experience with PBR. My wife left me a month ago and I finally got rid of my fridge today just because of Pabst Blue Ribbon. It occured to me that in one month all I had used my fridge for was beer and sodas and I would be better off just to get a styrofoam ice chest to keep on the floor next to my computer. SO I threw out all my food, which wasn't much and all my condiments like pesta and ketchup and bought a simple white ice chest that now sits beside my computer. I am going to save a lot of money on 'lectricity. So whats up with the Pabst Blue Ribbon? Well we recently had a charity event at Popeye's house. We heard about some kid who needed a heart operation and had no money. Personally I feel like if the kids probable father worried as much about getting a good job as he worried about his Billiards league he would have insurance and they wouldn't have to clutter up all the counter space at every store in town with Derry Cans for his operation. So we felt we should do our part. It was a great idea. We were going to have a drinking contest. But with a twist. We invited over some serious hardcore party folks, for those of you that know me, Katy kaye and ELmer were there, Brad and Susan, Nicole and Pete, Seth and Belinda, and some other people. Everyone was to bring a lot of beer. We divided up into two teams, Army and Navy-Air Force, we tried to do Pittsburg Steelers fans versus Browns fans and some other ways that didn't work out for some reason, I said "Manchester United versus everyone else" but that meant I was my own team so that did not work. Then we put up two 8 gallon trash cans as vomit stations. It was simple from there. The first team to fill up their trash can won and the other team had to give a nickle per can of beer they dran
k to the heart fund. Let me make this clear, we were not filling the rubbish bins with empty cans but puke. I had to credit our victory to the Pabst Blue Ribbon that Bull brought. It really isn't a bad beer, as a matter of fact it is the King of Beers and it won a blue Ribbon in 1879. It just tastes a lot different from other beers and you either like it or not. I have only ever been in one public house that sold it on tap. I really like it. It has a more stiff and tart taste than your generic Bud light that every bloke drinks. I like the flavor and the smell seems a lot more earthy and wholesome. This might sound really whacky but I feel like it is almost like carbonated or something. Anyways our strategy became to all drink lots of beer and then slam a PBR with a beer bong. It worked like magic. The girls were mostly worthless, they were listening to records and dancing and stuff instead of pounding beers. Popeye got all messed up as he was drinking Malt liqour like always. He got in a fight with Elmer because elmer threw his Tampa Bay Buccaneers clock in their trash can and Popeye wasn't as mad about the clock as the principal of trying to cheat. But since Cyndi threw up against the wall twice we felt it made up for it and did not call hijinks on them. We won. It took us a few hours and a lot of beer but we won. It was a lot of fun and it was all for a good cause. We raised $14.85 for charity too. That is what was really important.