My breasts are big and juicy (Paul Lamond Games Dirty Minds: The Game of Naughty Clues)

Member Name: thehonesttruth

Product:	Paul Lamond Games Dirty Minds: The Game of Naughty Clues
Date:	22/10/08 (312 review reads)
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Advantages: Hilarious!

Disadvantages: -

I'm long and hard even when I'm cold . I can take a load after I've been screwed, and you'll need me for a big erection !

What am I ?

Certainly not the wanton trollop those couple of lines would have me appear - you see, they're not the desperate chat up lines of a bored housewife, but the clues in a fun game I picked up .

I don't get out much - having a young daughter and being skint makes going out hard, but I still want a social life, and so, once a week, its games night at my house , so I'm always raiding charity shops for something new to play when my friends come round .

The games concept is simple - there are three clues, all carefully worded to sound dirty, but with a surprisingly clean answer . The aim is to give the correct answer, and each time you do, pick up a card, which will either be a letter, a 'wild card' (which can be used as any letter, similar to the blanks in scrabble) or a 'lose a card' card . If you guess incorrectly, you have to return a card to the pile. The aim is to collect letter cards spelling out the word dirty.

It very simple to play, but I have to say, hearing friends, and even better, parents, making comments such as ' I have fuzzy balls' , 'I fantasize about sheep' and 'I discharge loads from my shaft' is hilarious - and trying to guess the clean answer when you're laughing so hard can be tricky. My friends and I really enjoy playing this .

As well as the four cluebooks and all the cards, the game includes a pencil so you can tick of clues as they've been used .

The one problem with the game is that its impossible to resist reading forward in your clue book to find out which particularly filthy sounding question you want to put to your opponent next - so my friends and I all wrote our names on the front of the book we used, to make sure that we stuck to the same one next time and prevent cheating.

Some answers are more obvious than others - some can be fiendishly difficult to guess, but that makes it all the more fun . There are 76 questions in each book, with three clues each - in total 912 snigger-worthy lines of apparent filth.

I do think however, that once all the clue books have been completed after a few sessions of the game, it takes a while to forget the answers, so we tend to play it through over two or three sessions, then put it away for six months giving us time to forget all the answers .

It can be played with 2-4 players according to the box, but if you have more than 4 players,simply make teams - the more the merrier with this game .

I payed £2 for my game from a charity shop - the best 2 quid I've spent in a long time . You can buy the game for £ 7.99 on Amazon.co.uk , and its definately worth buying, as its guaranteed to amuse adults and older teenagers . Definately recommended .

Oh, and the answer to the question at the top - I'm a girder .

One more (since I'm using one of the clues in my title)
I get eaten on special occasions, you have to pulll my legs apart to stuff me, and my breasts are big and juicy .What am I ?

A turkey :P Thanks for reading !

Summary: Great fun!