Johnson 50HP

I FOUND THE JOHNSON OIN THE STREET LAST WEEK AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING. I WAS WALKING ALONG THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND TRIPPED OVER IT. ALOST GOT HIT BY A BUS. I TOOK IT HOME WITH ME AND EXAMINED IT. WHAT IS IT I ASKED MY GIRLFRIEND, WHO AZKED MY WIFE AND THEN MY BOYFRIEND. NONE OF THEM KNEW. WE ASKED OUR NEIGHBORS AND THEY TOLD US ITS A 'BOAT MOTOR'. HUH? BOATS REQUIRE PADDLES AND SAILS NOT MOTORS YOU IDIOTS! WE HANGED OUR HEIGHBORS AND FEASTED ON THEIR CORPSES. THEN WE WENT TO A CONVENIENCE STORE AND THREW THE MOTOR AT A STACK OF CHIP BAGS (HALF PRICED). ...  Read the complete review

Well, since no one has ventured into the world of boat ops, I figured I would try and share some experience in the field. Although it seems everything I know about, there isn't a category for, but hopefully this will change. So the Johnson 50. What a star that has been for me. I own 2 Johnson outboards, an ex-MOD 35hp and a 50hp, both 2-stroke and both great little runners. I also own a 40hp Mariner, but that’s in a different class. So, about Johnson. Well, as some of you know, and some of you don’t, Johnson is owned by OMC, as is Evinrude. The 2 engines are identical in every way, apart from the cover and graphics. OMC is ...  Read the complete review