Kawasaki 1100 STX

This is a JET SKI, which I think is a stupid name because you dont ski on jets, you ski on water. The name Kawasaki is also interesting, because it can be broken down into Kawas, which is an exotic sex position, and aki, which is a place near my house where trolls live and mug innocent bystanders, such as Steven Bystander who plays for West Ham occasionally, whos fathers name is Brian, and he played the chap called Brian on the BT Cellnet adverts, in which a jet ski featured the starring ROLL. Rolls are also good because they roll when you roll them, which is in fact extremely advanced physics, and only mr darling can do it , but he can always do it ...