I come in peace from planet dentyl (Dentyl pH Mouthwash)

Member Name: mpafp

Product:	Dentyl pH Mouthwash
Date:	20/06/01 (150 review reads)
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Advantages: Impress friends with strumming technique, Nice curves

Disadvantages: Scary, You can see how disgusting you mouth is

What are they?

They scare me.

My stepdad had one on the shelf. It stood there like some newly-landed alien spacecraft, but my mouth felt like a banana-eating lepricaun had just pissed in it (am I allowed to use rude words like that?), so I gave it a try.

It was the greeny one, but much of the upper layer had disappeared already, presumably because my little brother had neglected to shake vigorously. Being a guitarist, however, I was well qualified in this art, in fact I think I over-shook it because it went as frothy as a witch's armpit hair.

The gargling part was most difficult, and I swallowed half the stuff before choking violently and spitting it out on the bathroom mirror.

And lo! Clinging to the surface whilst everything else slowly dripped down towards the sink were little greeny bits. The label said they were stained bacteria but I never knew bacteria could be so big. But my mouth felt fresh enough to qualify for an arm and hammer ad. I'm not sure about clove flavour, though.

It was an experience.

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