Anatomicals Gorgon (Gone, Gone, Gone) Zola Soothing Foot Cream

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I have to admit, for the most part, my poor little feet (emphasis on little: size 3!!), are highly neglected. I trudge around on them all day every day (well actually I lie, I'm pretty lazy, the furthest I walk is from my front door to my car), they barely ever see the light of day (I hate bare feet!) and when it comes to nights out I wear shoes that require drinking a minimum of 10 shots just to block out the pain. When it comes to summer and opened toed shoes lead the way, they may get the odd lick of nail varnish but that's my limit. Added to this, I absolutely HATE feet. Seriously. It was one of the things that made me quit beauty therapy (along with ...