I Love My Banana (Lush Banana Moon Soap)

Member Name: sayaad

Product:	Lush Banana Moon Soap
Date:	30/01/04 (209 review reads)
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Advantages: Lovely Banana Aroma, Thick, Moisturizing Lather, Feel Rejuvenated And Purified

Disadvantages: Only That The Experience Cannot Go On Forever

I love bananas. Ever since I was a small child and first discovered the banana, I have always had a fondness for it. Naturally, at first I only ate the banana for that is what every one did. However, I also liked holding the banana and twirling it in my hands. I liked patting it and kissing it and hugging it tight - the banana was my very best friend and companion.

I liked peeling back the banana's skin and rubbing its milky yellow-white innards against by cheeks. I enjoyed slicing it up into small ovals, taking off my shirt, lying down on my bed and covering my face and chest with the banana ovals. I always felt joy being surrounded by the banana.

Eventually, I began to carry a banana everywhere that I went. I would often keep a banana in my back pocket when I walked about. Sometimes, I would forget that I had a banana in my back pocket and when I went to sit I would create a mushy yellow mess on my bottom. This caused teasing from the other children who thought I was odd for carrying a banana everywhere that I went.

One day, I went to take a shower and I decided to bring the banana into the shower with me. After using the normal soap and shampoo, I took the banana and rubbed it into my scalp and all over my body. It felt good to have the juicy, soft, yellow banana against my naked flesh. And oh, how I loved the smell of banana on my body!

As an adult, I have continued to shower with bananas. But now, in addition to bringing a real banana with me into the shower, I also use the Lush Banana Moon Soap. The addition of the Lush Banana Moon Soap has elevated my banana showering experience from the joyous to the sublime!

The Lush Banana Moon Soap makes me smell lovely – just like a real top banana. It’s fragrance is just the right level to excite the nasal passage and stimulate heavenly banana thoughts, but not too strong to overpower the senses and turn one into a banana zombie.

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eover, the soap moisturizes my skin very well. I always feel so smooth and silky after bathing with this banana soap. It is gentle and kind and warm and loving to your body. It will never leave you feeling raw and violated as can happen when you use some harsher, meaner soaps that want to abuse your body and leave you battered and bruised.

To maximize my banana bathing experience, I like to take a chilled banana into the shower with me, unpeel it, and cover it with this lovely Lush Banana Moon Soap. I then rub the banana covered in Banana Moon Soap all over my excited body. The soap creates a wonderfully rich, aromatic lather that warms my heart and soul. Using a chilled banana as an applicator for the soap makes me feel like I have an invisible friend in the shower next to me who is lovingly rubbing my bare flesh with the sweetness of banana.

After I finish covering my body from head to toe with the banana lather, I then rinse myself off and crush the banana in my hands – rubbing the mushy mixture over my face, chest, arms, legs and buttocks. This provides an extra banana cleaning for my skin and deepens the scent and heightens the banana sensation.

When I am done and have toweled off, I am always pleased that my skin remains smooth and natural. The soap has never made my skin dry or cracked. I always feel rejuvenated and alive after my banana bathings.

For those who have never bathed with bananas, please do! It is a wonderful experience that all should enjoy. And the cost for the Lush Banana Moon Soap is very reasonable considering all the pleasure it bestows upon your person - only £3 – and can be purchased at the Lush website or in the stores.

Thank you all for taking the time to read and best wishes!

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