This does not work (Lush Up The Wooden Hill Emotibomb)

Member Name: loobyleeby

Product:	Lush Up The Wooden Hill Emotibomb
Date:	15/09/08 (56 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: None

Disadvantages: All of it

Now this emotibomb is supposed to get you to sleep, god only know how though, perhaps if you hit yourself over the head hard enough with it you will manage to get off, either that or give it to your partner, tell them what it is for and how much you spent and they will probably glad to bash you with it until you lose consciousness!

This one smells of lavender and chamomile, but only if you are really close to it, I spent ages standing in the shower waiting for the relaxing waft to envelop me - no such luck - nothing, nada!

How this could make you feel sleepy is beyond me, you can't even smell it!!! These really are a waste of money, whoever came up with them must be an A grade idiot!

They have probably made Lush a fair bit of money - all their new stuff does - but come on we aren't all that stupid, if you do buy one I will bet my right arm you will not go back for more, you'll be too busy kicking yourself about wasting money!!

Summary: Just don't buy these