Only man worth taking your clothes off for (Matey Bubble Bath)

Member Name: LonelyBeauty

Product:	Matey Bubble Bath
Date:	21/10/02 (1243 review reads)
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Advantages: Bubbles, non-sting, Nice smell, Nice Colour, Bottle

Disadvantages: More expensive

Mr Matey and I were child hood sweet- hearts, I don?t remember exactly when we first met but I know he made an impact. I was about 2 years old and he was the older man, I worshipped him he didn?t even know my name. I?ve been seeing him on and off ever since. I remember bath times a little but more importantly I remember playing skittles with him (the used bottles) in the back garden?beautiful sunshine, and throwing balls randomly in that direction. Ooooh the happy memories of childhood, not the constant exams we are forced to sit these days.

The best thing about Mr Matey to a child are the bottles, there must have been hundreds of designs over the last decade or so, I used to have a pink one like a little princess (she was my favourite) and a pirate and loads of other ones. Since then though the toy value of the bottles has definitely gone down hill, they used to actually be printed onto the bottle, I noticed on the Parrott current perched on the edge of my bath is just a plastic label. Definitely not as good as they used to be.

But aside from the bottle Mr Matey can share my bath any time he wants, he has warm soft bubbles that float over my body and caress my naked skin with the softest touch a man could never emulate. He flows from the bottle in a stream of colour, smells nice too. Relaxing and cleaning me, making me happy!

I love Mr Matey I?ve lost interest in collecting the bottles, but my lust for my older man remains, I?ve even had a colour change Mr Matey before now, the bottle and liquid that one really rocks?

No buy this for your littleuns and they?ll love you for it, it smells like, looks nice, and more importantly they will be begging for baths to finish the bottle so they can play with it.

It?s inexpensive, you don?t need to use much to get loads of bubbles, it is sting free (although as with all products it is best if you don?t pour it in your eyes) and kiddies love it?I?m 19 and my Mummy still buys it for m
e, and I always enthuse when she does!!! And it provides the best bubbles ever!!!!

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