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Tastes like arse, doesn't fight cavities. -  Tesco Value Toothpaste Body Care
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Tastes like arse, doesn't fight cavities. (Tesco Value Toothpaste)

Mutalisk

Member Name: Mutalisk

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Tesco Value Toothpaste

Date: 21/07/09 (29 review reads)
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Advantages: cheap i suppose.

Disadvantages: doesnt clean teeth, tastes horrible, nasty product

Tesco value toothpaste is just not worth saving the pennies on. Firstly, this toothpaste tastes incredibly stale, rancid even, leaving a wholly bitter, awful taste in your mouth that you'll be glad to know seems to last the whole day long. Even its texture is watery, yet rough and lumpy somehow, and positively gag-inducing.

It doesn't seem to even clean your teeth. Maybe its just me, but it seemed to leave a kind of layer on them, like the paste itself is some kind of plaque-magnet. It doesn't claim to be either whitening, or have aspects of tartar control. It puts me in mind of the kind of thing someone might passively rub on their teeth in mesolithic times, and seems to have about an equally effective result.

I really have nothing good to say about this truly awful product. If you need to buy toothpaste and you can't afford anything expensive. Signal 9 is a happy medium, and is not much more expensive than this slurry. Do not buy.

Summary: No. No. No.

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Last comments:
grayless

- 06/08/09

Wow you make it sound so nice.
GramiWay

- 21/07/09

Best avoided then? We could all get cleaner mouths from licking the toilet seat if the title's anything to go by ha.
Hel466

- 21/07/09

Well written and possibly the best headline ever!

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