Newest Review: ... have proven the place is gay, now let me explain why it is the best gay camping site in Ohio. First off theer is the brillant communique wi... more
Best Gay Campsite in Ohio
Wolf Creek Park (USA)
Member Name: Cammij
Wolf Creek Park (USA)
Date: 07/06/01, updated on 09/06/01 (1227 review reads)
Advantages: Cheap, Great Nature
I am not gay or anything it is just that I want to write an opinion that I know something about. The best gay campsite in Ohio is at Wolf Creek state Park on route 53 between Tiffin and Fremont. It has been gay for as long as anyone can remember. I remember 20 years ago, just learning English how I would struggle to read the profane descriptions of romantic trysts that had taken place, and hence described on the walls of the latrines.
It is better than just a regular gay rest stop because you can camp there for a modest fee.
So I have proven the place is gay, now let me explain why it is the best gay camping site in Ohio. First off theer is the brillant communique with nature that is afforded by the sundry interfaces with the nature. There is a marked wildflower trail (please do not pick the flowers here, I realize by definition its a good place to gather flowers as there are quite a few there). Then you can go down by the river and watch canoeist drift by, if you want there is a canoe livery just a few KM away. There is alot of wooden trails around and you can find there the wild American Mushrooms (Riddle: what room has no windows or walls...a mushroom) called them Morels. They are very tasty if you fry them in butter in cast iron. But you can also try to sell them on the internet for a lot of money.
People can there go swimming if they want but it is in the Sandusky river and you are sometimes finding snakes and big clams. You can also catch fish. You will get walleye, sometimes Salmon and a dogfish every 14 years, and some Pike and Gaar but you are not supposed to keep that (it goes good with Hawk fritters and Owl cakes).
One thing I always liked as a kid is these metal water pumps they had there. If you are gay, it is a good way to proposition other men when you see how are they pumping the water. Also if you are gay, and in a group it is common courtesey in Ohio to have a friend stand watch at the trails and whistle if he sees straight
s coming, if you like to engage in informal meetings with other like minded individuals.
It is a very nice park and a nice place to stop and enjoy nature if you are travelling through. I mean like a lot of people complain det it got turned gay out there, so they must miss the camping there.
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