MY BOSS INTERROGATED BY POLICE AND HE TELL THEM ALL ABOUT ME. THEY DONT KNOW WHERE I LOVE THOUGH. DUMB PIGS! I GET GETAWAY CAR JOB FROM FELLOWS IN DA HOOD WASSUP YO. THEYP AY ME 10 PERCENT TO MAKE CLEAN GETAWAY. UPFRONT I GET BLOWJOB FROM TEAM OF HOOKERS. HAHAHAA I COVER THEM IN WHITE GOO. I USE A BMW CAR AND DRIVE TWO GUYS UP TO GROCERY STORE AT FOUR AM IN MORNING AND WAIT THERE. WHILE THEY INSIDE A COP DRIVES BY AND NOTICES AND CALLS FOR BACKUP. I HONK HORN AND THEY RUN OUT WITH CHIPS AND SEVENTY BUCKS. ONE GUY LEFT BEHIND WHEN I SPED OFF. POLICE NABBED HIM AND HE CAME CLEAN THEN THEY THREW HIM IN JAIL WITH BROTHER OF BUBBA. SEVENTY BUCKS, HAHA THAT GREAT! GUYS DONT SEEM TO THINK SO BUT WE SPLIT IT FAIRLY AND GET 35 EACH. I PUT THIS TOWARDS RENTING A GARAGE FOR OUR BAND TO PRACTICE IN. POOBANDITS WILL ONE DAY BE SUCCESSFUL BAND!