Daihatsu Grand Move

Since the day they were first invented, a car has essentially been little more than a tin box on wheels. Admittedly things have changed quite a lot since the first mass produced cars and now some have nice alloy wheels and some look more like a bullet than a box, even some of the buses on the roads these days. But in the decade and a half since I became old enough to take control of such a vehicle, I have never driven anything that matches the description of “tin box on wheels” quite as closely as the Daihatsu Grand Move. It seemed like such a good idea at the time. After all, it was a former Mobility vehicle, which meant it was low mileage, well maintained ...

What can I say? I know - A dead dog's ass probably looks better than this. It probably actually performs better as well. If I ever met the guy in charge of the whole thing I think I would punch him and then force him to drive the car. First, it handles like an OAP zimmer frame - and that's probably complimenting it. I don't even know if it actually has a suspension and as for interior design - well, lets just say that there's probably more space in a Pepsi can than this little monster. Whatever you do, don't buy it ...