A Turustworthy Efficient car (Ford Galaxy Ghia 1.9 TDi (115ps) 6-speed)

Member Name: Cammij

Product:	Ford Galaxy Ghia 1.9 TDi (115ps) 6-speed
Date:	09/11/04 (1586 review reads)
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Advantages: Fule efficient, reliable, sturdy

Disadvantages: No ashtrays, bad sound system

Hello Folks I am back. I want to write about this fantastic car, a car that I relied upon on the most important day of my life. I must admit that I only drove this car for one calender day, but the fact that I am a professional driver and that I drove over 700 miles on that day makes my opinion some shared expierience.

Like I said I am a professional driver. I just got out of prison and got a really good job driving a lorry for a new Cheddar cheese and bacon flavored crisps company. I drive to all the pubs in Detroit and give small sample bags of crisps to all the patrons. It was a true pleasure to drive this car after all the hard miles in a jacked up lorry. It has a lot less horsepower than my lorry but is so much more quiet. This car is so quiet that I often thought I had stalled the engine. I like my job but I have to dress up like a giant crisp to pass out the crisps.

As I was saying I drove this car 700 miles in one day. I could have chosen any car to drive that day but I knew it was very fuel efficient at 40 MPG and I only make $235 per week and Petrol is so dear with our losing the war in Iraq. More importantly this car is a very trustworthy car and starts for my friend Gale every time and hasn't given them any trouble. I say "them" becuase Gale isn't a him or her right now as they are a pre-op transgendered woman born in a man's body. Gale said I could use their car because I had an important mission on last Tuesday.

I am living in America now and Tuesday was the day the Americans pretend they are free people and cast ballots. I can not vote for a number of reasons, least of which is my ambigous immigration status, the fact that I am a convicted felon but more importantly I do not believe in Democracy. Nowhere in the King James version of the Holy Bible is there any mention of elections, voting (especially women), choosing leaders or any such affairs, rather it is quite clear that the Lord picks men to rule over the earth. I believe the Bible tells us who a believer who should be the leader of America in 2004 and that man is Prince Andrew. So anyways the Republicans were going to steal the electionno matter what and they had evil plots to steal the votes in Florida and Ohio since no other large states would be close and in fact the exit polls in all other states were accurate except Florida and Ohio. Furthermore about Monarchy, I don't just support Monarchy, not the watered down post Magna Carta Parliamentary nonsense, I like straight out despotism. The way I see it is I have enough royal blood (Hohenzollern) to warrant being made the assistant postmaster is a small Canadian town such as Avril Lavigne's hometown, if the world was still in order

So I had 6 friends with me and we needed to drive all over the State of Ohio to various polling stations where some of our Anarchist friends had seized control to cast multiple fraudulant ballots. We would end up driving from Toledo to Dayton, to Columbus and Youngstown and then Cleveland. We managed to vote 32 times each. I voted for Kerry 27 times and for Bush 5 times. I voted against all tax increases and every time I voted to keep gay marriage legal.

The biggest problem I had with the car is the sound system is not very nice and there is a lack of ashtrays and cupholders. I hate driving along and smoking a spliff and having to ash out the window. We turned the vote crawl into a pub crawl and at each polling station my friends would have a shot and a can of beer. There is no where to put the cans of beer when driving.

The car is nice right off the lot. Gale won this car on a TV show. It would cost about 25,000 dollars US. It is made in Holland. It is a nice smooth ride but it needs to have low profile tyres and fancy rims as well as lots of aftermarket items like neon strobes under the bonnet. It has about 32 square feet of cargo space and comfortably fits 5 adults. Since all my friends are freaks with poor self esteem they are all extremely fat and they still fit in this car. It is hard to imagine a car that can go 700 miles in one day under demanding conditions and still run just as well as new the whole way.

I recommend trying this car out in a non-commital way, like renting it. I know if I ever get my life put back together and can afford to have my own car and insurance I will probaly buy this exact car, but next years model since ford has a really cool blue color in 2005.

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