Product Type: Cadbury Chocolate
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A energy kick..A taste of camel sperm
Cadbury Boost Guarana
Member Name: stevo83
Cadbury Boost Guarana
Date: 24/08/04, updated on 19/09/04 (2013 review reads)
Advantages: Gives a energy burst
Disadvantages: The taste is left to be desired
***** Parental Warning********
He's back. Oh no I hear all you people out there thinking you had all got rid of me. I have come bouncing back and gagging for me. This is one swindonian who doesn’t know the word lie down and die!
It has been a hectic few months for moi just zipping around and plugging away at what ever is round the corner and come back stronger with the help of food and my gorgeous gal Aimee. I hear you all throwing up because mr lovey duvey is off again. Oh well never mind!.
Anyway the usual banter and nonsense returns bigger and badder and what better than to write about a food related product on my long awaited return.
For anyone who knows me I am a chocolate and food craved human being who can be very nasty when im running low in the belly department. It’s just not on is it! Chocolate seems to give me an extra kick and fills my cravings and needs straight away on the spot. It's like an instant rush of ecstasy pulsing through my veins. Well I imagine so anyway!
I have always been a big admirer of Cadbury’s chocolate and has been a firm favourite since I sported a barnet in the early eighties.Damn I feel old!. I have always enjoyed having a Cadbury’s boost every now and again just to add a bit of flair to ramming down grub down my chops. Face it looking at me shovel grub down me isn't the most intriguing and nicest thing to ever see in this lifetime.
So when Cadbury’s boost hit the shops I was like a little kid once again. Swapping the barnet hair style and innocent looking face to my dyed red long hair and a cheeky smile the size of my backside urgh!.
So I decided to try the boost garuana through curiosity to see if it measured up to the high standards set by the original Boost.Did it do the business for me
? well it's to early in the op for me to say so keep reading to find out how it ranks in my non classy standards of the chocolate frenzy.
For people who are fimiliar with Cadbury's boost are in for a rude awakening when tasting this.
It comes to us in nice green wrapper with the word's boost in a mixture of yellow ,orange and red.Exciting stuff hey!
The taste of this revolting chochy bar is not to different from the original but is a lot more sweeter and it fails to deliver any real charisma or it's own uniqueness about itself.
** clown poo - useless information **
each bar weigh's 60.5g
contains a minimum of 14% milk solids/milk chocolate.
cost's around 39p per bar.
has 320 kcal per bar ,
protein 3.5g per bar,
carbohydrate 36.5g per bar,
fat 17.9g per bar.
I have been in this game a long time my son and I can tell you a thing or two but to say that this was a great discovery by Cadbury's would be telling this years biggest lie!
The gaurana acts like caffiene which you find in coffee and I must admit it did give me a slight kick of energy but it didn't exactly move planets for me!
When biting into this you can feast your eyes on the thick layer of choclate with a caramel center with small lumps of crunchy shortcake biscuit , yum yum. and looks rather appealing.
The taste is too sweet and you can feel the sugar rotting your teeth after you have picked out all the chocolate that remains there.
To cut a long story short I would rather listen to charlote church scream in my earhole whilst having my anus waxed and force fed worms than eat this again.Some people may think its harsh and a bit over the top but surely there is people who will agree with me out there .
br>Dont let me put you off if you haven't tried this because it's each to their own but in my honest opinion I suggest to keep this one well out of harms way and to be never seen again.
Thanks for reading and please drive safely!
Keep smiling !!
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