I should point out this opinion relates to the new macadamia lindt chocolate bar. I know! I know I am going to get slapped wrists from my diabetic clinic, but I couldn’t resist temptation. I was one of the thousands who captured Lindt’s new TV advert for their chocolate bars. Personally, I was rather taken with the Macadamia nut bar, while my wife sat drooling over the orange bar. As normal we paid our regular trip to Sainsbury’s last Friday, and as we walked down the chocolate aisle – I could resist no more. Temptation got a hold of me (at least it’s not an apple Eve aye?) I searched out the Lindt range and spied my ...  Read the complete review

Oh my lord. Gosh. Good grief. Ohhhh. Ahhhh. Woohoo. WOOHOO. Woo and double hoo. LOL. ROFL. <Big Grin>. Multiple smiley faces. Did I miss any? I should hope not. I haven’t missed this anyway. This. You know, this. This category. It’s a chocolate category. Now do you see what I mean? I’m excited! This is me, remember - Jill, the one who loves the stuff more than anyone else does – well at least as much as anyone else does anyway. Lindt chocolate – um…how long have you got? Don’t worry, I’m not going to keep you here all day, I’m going to limit myself. I’m going to stick to just the one type of ...  Read the complete review

It may well surprise you to see theediscerning, dooyoo's resident poor gubber, reviewing some posh Swiss chocolate, but there you go. As reward for sitting through three quarters of an hour of some silly TV advert over and over again, for market research, he chose some Lindt Excellence Minis as reward, and hereby presents the results of some more market research. The plastic bag containing them is bright white with a brown blaze presenting the chocolate pieces in the centre ~ you'll recognise it, anyway. Inside are "27 extra fine squares", which are practically the size of After Eights, but smaller and perhaps thicker, and come all ...  Read the complete review

Lindt is one of the superior chocolatiers in the inexpensive price range, but their quality is easily noted as soon as you pop that first piece of chocolate into your mouth. Just let it melt. Savour the flavour. The texture. Forget the calories, the fat, the inches on your hips. This is indulgence, this is chocolate heaven at a price anyone can afford. They have a whole range - milk chocolate in the blue wrapper, white chocolate, truffle - but my favourites are two with liquid centres. One is raspberry. The other cherry. We came across them by chance. Hubby had gone to the shops and came back with a bar of the cherry as a treat. Oh my, we were ...  Read the complete review

My name is Blob....James Blob and I am an agent for the one they call the Daughter of Darkness, (hitherto known as D.O.D). The latest mission she tempted me with, well, ordered me to carry out to be exact, was to infiltrate the local branch of the organization known only by the code name TESCO. It wasn't an easy mission, there were many hurdles to conquer, not least a squad of killer OAP's with shopping trolleys intent on running me down at every turn. D.O.D had issued me with a list of items to be extricated from the TESCO building, I could use fair means or foul but only on the understanding that if I got caught by their security personnel ...  Read the complete review