You haven't done Glasgow until you've jumped in a Taxi and said, "Cleopatra's Dancing Emporium, please." The delights that await when you get out are truly fantastic. Clatties is the place that all office parties go to and there are a lot of offices in Glasgow. The club has the widest range of clientele in Glasgow; ranging from students, to vets, out of place middle-aged blokes, and on the last Thursday of every month the place is mobbed by nurses. Basically this is a totally unpretensious night spot for people who want fun and booze. The quality of talent may not always be top notch, but you're guaranteed a good laugh. It's cheap midweek but a bit pricy on Fri/Sta night. A good selection of kebab houses awaits you when you stagger out in the wee small hours. Try it!