For a night of bad dance music in a bad atmosphere with bad people in there, Linguards can not, and will not, be beaten. At 22, I feel old going in, and particularly well dressed (which is definately distressing). I hate the awful music they play, but then again, I'm not on powerful 'medication'. Their customers range from the neanderthal to the ever so sweet "I had my first baby at 15" young ladies, awwwww, how nice.

The service is poor, prices are extravagant, music is terrible, and those are its good points. The only laudible thing to be said about it is that if you go once, it is so crap, you won't waste your money there again hoping that it was a one off, ever!