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The Birds in London
London in General
London in General
Date: 16/08/00, updated on 14/08/00 (6 review reads)
Advantages: Some great american birds with lovly melons
Disadvantages: mingers at the station and dirty people in the street
I went to London a few weeks ago and it was great. When I first got there I must admit I got off the train and thought oh my god look at all these mingers. London train station is full of mingers. Loads of them everywhere, I thought that they were audictioning for mingers.com.
After at first I was disappointd by all the mingers but dont lose hart cause if your to places like bukingham palace, your see loads of top tottie and not them mingin cocknee birds most of them are american and they just loved my accent. There not like that little stuck up bint spears. This one bird called Jo was lovely she was from america and she lived in canada I think Jo had great melons but i never got too touch them, she loved me though I said Id show her my big ben but she was a bit stupid so I left her and went after her mate whitney.
All in all London is great if you can make it past the mingers at the train station. My mate chopper used to live here but is a cockney w~@nker and he as some of the roughest birds around I wouldnt trust him. Some the brids are better than the ones in the partridge but that aint that hard cause there all trouts in there. London has its fair share of fit birds and mingers you've just got to know where to find it.
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